Darren misses Ruan

[darrenjlobb]

Ok so, Ruan disappeared off to Gloucester to start a new job.....which of course I'm very happy about etc, because its just what he wanted / a good opportunity for him etc.....but it has left me with a few issues....

- I no longer have another lolboosted XUD to abuse when ive broken my own....
- I no longer have Ruan to randomly turn up and laugh at me, when ive broken my own.....
- I no longer have Ruan to go out for a drive with, to break my own....
- I've lost my IPP gauge monitor service, which is going to make tuning a nightmare...
- I no longer get to annoy Ruans mum leaving coal / oil outside her house
- I don't get to perform tight as fook redneck bodges to his car because he cba to spend money!
- I dont get to abuse Ruan for destroying every set of my wheels
- The bread bin is always overflowing, as the weekly shop hasn't yet accounted for the lack of a loaf a day disappearing into Ruan....
- I no longer have anyone to ride around with, and giggle at the chavtastic activities that occur in St.Austell

Tbh this list would go on for 3 pages if I continued! Pft its not good! I need the ginger streak back in Cornwall!!

x

p.s. Ive also no longer got anyone to perform standard issue Coal Factory prank on....



FML!!