05-01-2012, 05:12 PM
pmsl epic!
On a similar theme:
Next time your missus goes to give you a bj, see how many times you can smack her in the face with it before she works out it's not just a reflex.
Only recommended when your pissed and the bj was probably going to go to waste anyway. (I feel i should explain that actually, although you'll probably wish i hadn't - i'm one of those that never has any trouble getting it up no matter what state i'm in, however finishing is a different matter...) With any luck she'll be pissed too and won't remember next time, works for me
Heh heh "How to ruin the moment #1"...
On a similar theme:
Next time your missus goes to give you a bj, see how many times you can smack her in the face with it before she works out it's not just a reflex.
Only recommended when your pissed and the bj was probably going to go to waste anyway. (I feel i should explain that actually, although you'll probably wish i hadn't - i'm one of those that never has any trouble getting it up no matter what state i'm in, however finishing is a different matter...) With any luck she'll be pissed too and won't remember next time, works for me
Heh heh "How to ruin the moment #1"...