13-08-2012, 10:45 PM
(13-08-2012, 06:53 PM)Poodle Wrote: There's so much i could post in here along Andy's lines, but i'm still with the girl and intend to keep it that way, so.....
I shall settle for explaining how i got my own back on an ex that screwed with my head (who, incidentally, does part-time work as a porn star). She'd always call when she didn't have anything more interesting happening or anyone to buy her drinks, I got sick of being used so took her out into town with a plan.
Got her thoroughly pissed, shagged her against the front window on the top deck of the night bus, tied to her to one of the poles because "it'll be kinky", then chucked her clothes down the stairs and got off the bus.
this does not deserve to be in the LAD thread!!!
this needs an entire new one made under "TOTAL BLOKE thread"