(12-08-2012, 05:22 PM)306carter Wrote: I had a shit in the toilet at work that was about 8" in length and 3" in diameter. It was in the pot for 2 days as it would not flush. I had to cut into 3 with a pad saw to get rid of it.
So first off i started crying at this, this is had me in stiches f*cking what a man haha
(12-08-2012, 07:48 PM)Andy Wrote: I was with this girl who at the time was my Mrs, and had a threesome with her and a girl mate of mine. Got to see some pretty epic lesbanism too. Fell Asleep with both of them cuddled into me.*Winning* then woke up to find 'My girl mate ' giving me a Blowjob, didn't even attempt to stop her. Then a while later went downstairs for a drink and ended up, somehow, shagging one of her girlmates... It was an epic night, and Definatley one to remember seeing as nobody found out.
Would recommend the threesome bit.
Then i read this and realised andy is the luckiest man alive lol still pissing myself from the previous bit about a massive shit haha
(12-08-2012, 07:56 PM)lolsteve Wrote: I got noshed on skittles vodka and woke up to find my ex babysitter ridding me. ahh college days
I then proceeded to read this which again cracked me up!
And i just typed out tis reply laughing like a little girl.. this thread is really full of some lad win haha