50 Shades of Grey Generator

[Ben Jay]

The unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled spam rocket hammering my bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load salivating from my puckered brown eye and all over my open-faced ham sandwich. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to chow down on the steamin' semen from his washington monument. The mixture of toilet twinkie and ectoplasm in my turd cutter created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.