50 Shades of Grey Generator

[4WayDiablo]

“The feeling of his Da Vinci load salivating down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his slut slayer from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the corn-eyed butt snake off his love lollipop. With my purple cabbage now much like a gutted trout, he thought it was time to start plunging my soft tight anus. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a colon cobra, I wondered? By now, my vaginal bacon buffet was weeping like a rabid dog. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his chorizo howitzer made my flange custard haemorrhage like a slavering dog.”

This is f*cking awesome haha