02-08-2012, 09:30 PM
“With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a blind cobbler's thumb, he thought it was time to start sliding my puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? There was love mayonnaise leaching from his sperminator and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. By now, my ground zero grotto was sliming like a jizz waterfall. After having my sperm socket thrusted, he then proceeded to hammer my soft tight anus. The feeling of his penis pudding oozing down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel."
Literally crying with laughter
Literally crying with laughter