If Santa was Cornish

[Dum-Dum]

From my facebook

If Santas Sleigh had an M-DW10 with an inline pump, twin superchargers and a Rude BFO Turbo Christmas would be over and done with in 1 hour, we'd all receive coal and every year would be a black Christmas.

Merry Christmas

[THE_Liam]

If Santa was Cornish, all we'd get would be pasties and cider, and he'd never stop whinging about "bloody tourists on the A30" :p

[Ruan]

The sleigh would be held together with baler twine, JB Weld, have a fat stovepipe sticking out the top, blow chronic coal and it'd be the 5th Jan before he got anywhere because it'd constantly be broken.

[Kezzieboy]

If Santa was Cornish, all we'd get would be pasties and cider, and he'd never stop whinging about "bloody tourists on the A30" :p

Sounds good, except swap the cider for some nice Cornish Ale

[darrenjlobb]

2013, a year of Chronic boost, and chronic coal, I can see it already

Merry xmas all

[Jonny b]

Ha ha if Santa was cornish kids wouldnt get prezzies till June ha ha I'll be there directly

[THE_Liam]

If Santa was Cornish, all we'd get would be pasties and cider, and he'd never stop whinging about "bloody tourists on the A30" :p

Sounds good, except swap the cider for some nice Cornish Ale

No such thing mate, Cornish bitter is crap. It's like Yorkshire cider, that's awful too...