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		so, was just looking over the car the other day and noticed loads of little marks all around the bottom of the car.
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 The cause of this is.... a pheasant has been pecking at its reflection in my car leaving loads of little scratches. b**t**d
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Hope it tasted nice at least (assuming you did the right thing and killed the little twat?)
	
	
	
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		well, lets just say the air rifle will be coming out very soon
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Hahah remember when you told me this when u had the golf lol
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		yeah, thought i shot the bugger the first time
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		He back from the dead haha
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		You're lucky it was only pecking and didn't annihilate the whole bastard front of the thing by jumping out of you at 60mph!!
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		started rolling my front right arch when a pheasant decided to dive into my wheel at about 60. Did a pretty good job tbh.
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Shoot the bastard and have it for your Sunday dinner.