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ginge191 Wrote:MrsMooey65 Wrote:god only knows how many peoples juices will of drippped down them legs.
strippers and lap dances fair does........classy bird not
rumours have it as she walks, she oozes gonorrhea...
and that her vagina is like throwing a sauage down a tunnel...
all we know is, she's called the slag!
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Ewwwww Ginge!
but, repped?
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Haha scott you know its bad when even your own gf is on your case
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Not in the slightest way hot i'm afraid, can get better in the East End of Glasgow and they're all crack addicts, least they look like they can be arsed.
Women looking unimpressed in my company happens every Saturday night so why should that be a "birthday treat"?
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She just looks like a massive skank
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Skanks better than a wank
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Least you won't catch anything from a wank.........
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That's what condoms are made for worth a rag! Haha
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Matt Wrote:That's what condoms are made for worth a rag! Haha
Thats untill your nether regions bursts out in blisters...dom's ftw to prevent cracky kids but they arnt magical!
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I hear sticking two on is double protection
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Doh..ok I'll try that out next time...
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MrsMoonstone Wrote:Cats eyes get in the way of the racing line! Moonstone HDi Phase 3- Scrapped --- 1.6 Phase 2 - Scrapped --- BMW 318is 1993 (Hyperventilates)
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haha
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I'm sure I could do the same with my elephant.
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KimmieKat Wrote:Ewwwww Ginge!
but, repped?
yeh i've been looking for the rep button also....
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declantg Wrote:I'm sure I could do the same with my elephant.
Don't you dare, my eyes are still burning from the last thread!
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Who will be the lucky person at fcs... No one is going to want to be near me that weekend
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declantg Wrote:Who will be the lucky person at fcs... No one is going to want to be near me that weekend
Looks like I'm gunna be sleeping with a gun just incase
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Matt Wrote:declantg Wrote:Who will be the lucky person at fcs... No one is going to want to be near me that weekend
Looks like I'm gunna be sleeping with a gun just incase
Yeah I might have to throw the axe in my car just in case no elephant will be required anymore if you come near me that much you can be sure of!
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declantg Wrote:Who will be the lucky person at fcs... No one is going to want to be near me that weekend
come near me with that trunk and i swear and will chop your balls off, smash you into the grass and shove a tent pole so far up your ass you'll wish you f*cked an elephant instead.. gravy?
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Extremely lucky fella.. That was my GF...
JOKES!
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Dirty hoe, attempting a lap dance but failing. Also wonder how many from the audience banged her afterwards?
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stevobeavo Wrote:Dirty hoe, attempting a lap dance but failing. Also wonder how many from the audience banged her afterwards?
hahahaha so true :dance:
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