My 5000th post....erm....maybe a wee bit more!

[Niall]

how cute

[Piggy]

And my missus thinks I'm bad for being on here so much... God knows what yours thinks piggy

I'm normally going some other boring task and post in a pause if you will.

plus I dont have twitface or instafail or vlogs etc to keep up with...as the mrs does

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how cute

thanks babe

[Dean]

And my missus thinks I'm bad for being on here so much... God knows what yours thinks piggy

I'm normally going some other boring task and post in a pause if you will.

plus I dont have twitface or instafail or vlogs etc to keep up with...as the mrs does

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how cute

thanks babe

That's a good point, next time she's on Facebook on her phone bashing candy crush or what ever shit she's doing I'll be on here.... When not at work that is

[Piggy]

I also dont have magazines by the bog that get pee soaked....I post on here.... nice thought huh

[Niall]

I also dont have magazines by the bog that get pee soaked....I post on here.... nice thought huh

Heres an idea, try pissing in the toilet instead of around it. Only exception to this is when you have had a considerable amount of alcohol and it took you 5 minutes to get up the stairs

[Dean]

Even if you can't manage that.. Sit down and piss like a woman

[Piggy]

Do you guys not know how much stuff sprays out when you flush? Even with the lid down....

Its worrying...and why I will never have a carpet in the bathroom!

[Dean]

Nope, I generally flush and walk away not look at the toilet :p

[Dum-Dum]

I keep my magazines outside the bathroom, saves that issue and I never miss cos im awesome.

[Toms306]

Do you guys not know how much stuff sprays out when you flush? Even with the lid down....

Its worrying...and why I will never have a carpet in the bathroom!

You wanna sort your cistern out tbh, sounds a bit powerful if its blasting faecal matter across the room when you flush it!

Have you seen the Mythbusters show where they put toothbrushes round a bathroom to see how many germs got on them?

[Piggy]

.....I need to sell my 306

[1616six]

Or just get a life?!

[Piggy]

I do crap a lot

[Toms306]

How do you even...!?

I thought I posted a lot!

[WiNgNuTz]

It'd be an awful shame if someone deleted a load of your posts.

[Matt]

youve doubled your post count since this thread was started. my god. and i thought i posted alot

[Grant]

Only when you have Internet Matt

[Matt]

haha yep! my ppd decreased while i had dial up connection. takes 5 mins to send a bloody post on the iow! :lamo: