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18-04-2013, 08:31 AM
Taking my brother to his girlfriends about 10pm last night, turning right onto the main road there is a blind upper crest to your left, check it's clear and then pull out fairly fast as cars can appear out of no-where, so . . . . as i'm pulling out i see headlights coming over the brow of the hill, i do as usual and boot it to get up to road speed so the car behind doesn't have to slow down . . . .as i get up to speed i look in my rear view, it's a cop car . . . . .  . . . .continue my journey at the speed limit for the next mile with po-po behind me, woo- woo . . .lights come on and pull me over, a WPC comes up to my window, "Is this your car Sir?" what's your name" and all that jazz . . . . . . .anyway she then says the reason i've pulled you over is because when you pulled out earlier there was clouds of smoke!!! if i was a traffic officer i would fine you for that, you need to go and get that fixed right away sir" . .  . . . . i tried to tell her a few times that when she had come over that blind crest i had to accelerate hard and that's what old diesels do but she kept cutting me off and saying i need to go get it fixed . . . .  . . . . . . .tbf she was then asking where i was going and said i was too kind when i told her i was taking my brother to his girlfriends . . . so not too bad too suppose,
anyway should i get the car "fixed" or not then??? . . .. . 
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Fix it. it's not smoking enough if they could still see you.
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Definitely needs fixing..........with a bigger turbo, if its smoking you don't have enough boost! 
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haha i made sure i pulled away slowly after she'd stopped me . . 
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LOL, always amuses me people trying to talk about technical offences they don't fully understand
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(18-04-2013, 08:48 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote: LOL, always amuses me people trying to talk about technical offences they don't fully understand
what's the worst she could've done Chris, give me a producer and made me go MOT station? . 
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im with the 'fix with more boost' crowd
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(18-04-2013, 08:54 AM)Just Sean Wrote: im with the 'fix with more boost' crowd
it'd be more the "fix with VNT" to be honest lol . . .i blow clean on full chat
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meh wind the max fuel out some more lol
but no leave it and keep an eye out for the police in future, TBH i was never pulled in my xud's and they were like irish style smokey
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Lol, a woman tried to tell you whats wrong with your car.
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arsehole was probably bored, if it passed an mot theres naff all she can do
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we all know what they're like booting it from a standstill, i obviously don't ever do that when the Police are about usually . .
and no way i'm "fixing" her lol . . . . .just hope i don't get seen again when this TD04 goes on . .
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(18-04-2013, 08:50 AM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: (18-04-2013, 08:48 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote: LOL, always amuses me people trying to talk about technical offences they don't fully understand
what's the worst she could've done Chris, give me a producer and made me go MOT station? .
Could of done you for excess smoke on the spot (forget the actual offence but im sure there is one) think its £60 and 3 points. Shes probably not up on the traffic offences so would do for failure to maintain an exhaust.
If that happened id just take it for an MOT emissions test and say see you in court.
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Drive it properly
Just leave it mate, if it's clean on boost then it's all ok.
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(18-04-2013, 11:16 AM)Jonny81191 Wrote: Drive it properly
Just leave it mate, if it's clean on boost then it's all ok.
big lol's at the 1 person that voted to fix it .
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I got an unmarked cop car pull up next to me at work the other week for a "word about your stuck injector" haha
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Lol, can't believe she wouldn't let you explain why she smoked.
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Drive er on lad! Wanta see the way we boys drive em proper smokey, rippin them about in every gear if when the 5-0 are about
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nah you tried to tell her why it smoked and she wouldnt listen. no producer means you dont have to do anything about it!
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"Oh for gods sakes, you can't see at night, I've been to the garage 5 times about this, apparently the ERG valve or something keeps sticking, I'm trying to get it sorted"
*RAHHHHHH* *Drop clutch* *Massive burnout with clouds of coal and tyre smoke*
That's how it should have been.
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(19-04-2013, 08:36 AM)Ruan Wrote: "Oh for gods sakes, you can't see at night, I've been to the garage 5 times about this, apparently the ERG valve or something keeps sticking, I'm trying to get it sorted"
*RAHHHHHH* *Drop clutch* *Massive burnout with clouds of coal and tyre smoke*
That's how it should have been.
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I got pulled for this last year, he was a real arse and used it as an excuse to check the whole car over. Asked me to hold it at 2000 revs so obviously I krept up slowly so it didn't smoke. He was satisfied that it was just a bit Smokey because the engine was cold (I'd only just started journey).
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should of just sed so sorry officer but u no the way of a desiel owner ....... no smoke no poke .....
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(20-04-2013, 01:09 PM)readie Wrote: should of just sed so sorry officer but u no the way of a desiel owner ....... no smoke no poke .....
Just have a sticker on the back saying this so you don't even have to mention it!
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Just have a sticker on the back saying this so you don't even have to mention it!
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i'm glad it was a WPC, i have a 100% record of getting off with just a warning with them . . . .must be the way i flutter my cocklashes at them . . .
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