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(20-12-2012, 11:34 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: As we discussed, I'm gonna disguise myself and gain their trust. Then kill them all with a scythe or machete. Then come and join in the party in your country hut 
Make sure when disguising yourself you cover yourself in their blood. They can smell the living so you have to mask the smell with death.
Most effective way is introducing the to batty mcscrewface. Basically it's a baseball bat with nails and screws through it, very effective for removal of head or crushing of brain.
I'm and out and out all guns blazing kinda guy. So I'll need te help of someone with a steady trigger finger to take a high vantage point with a sniper. While I'm in there smashing skulls in I'll need you to watch over incase it gets too much or I miss one.
Survival is crucial, so lots of tinned food. Stuff with long expiration date and a source of ignition, lighters flints, blowtorch are the norm. Need a vantage point in the countryside. Barns are good, safe vantage point from all round.
Firstly jump in the tractor, execute the cows pigs etc, surround the barn with the dead. The zombies will feast on those first. Which will give you time to take them out with the anti aircraft gun.
Now they will probably swarm in, ideally you want to get as many of these in one hit, grenades are good for this, although can generate crawlers, these walk my grabbing the ground and dragging themselves as you have blown their legs off. Quick curb stomp and they are dead.
Make you you set up camp as far away from a gym as possible. Don't want hench zombies. Imagine cj_derv as a zombie? I mean f*ck that! They take ages to kill.
That's all for now. Stick with me and we can survive this shit!
Oh and watch out for the zombie dogs. Right pita
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My house is the perfect zombie slaying retreat. Secluded farm. About ten guns, mainly shotguns. Couple rifles. Three chest deep freezers full of lamb/beef/pork from the farm
About 100 animals we could kill for food.
Massively supply of wood for defences!
Lets do this shit.
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I'm in doctors in Bolton an if world ends I ain't eating any of these ppl
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If the world ends atleast I will be wearing frenchies
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Spike you have issues, my mrs was getting proper stressed about it last night....... So did i comft her? Nope just call her names 
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I know for sure I'm getting the f*ck outta London, there's a stable down my road, zombie horses? f*ck that!
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So if the world ends due to the sun exploding it will take 7 mins for the explosion to hit us....could be cause for the most extreme danger wank ever!
Quote:(15:06:27) Toms306: Wd40d it and had a good tug, came straight off
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That has nothing to do with zombies Ben.
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Who said it has to be Zombies?! It's the world ending!
Quote:(15:06:27) Toms306: Wd40d it and had a good tug, came straight off
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I did. Read my first post you tard! My thread, MY RULES.
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Im suprised you wouldnt spend your time trying to ra*e all the male zombies sam?
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Zombie aids are not cool......
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Yeah Jamie, you can turn into a zombie if you raid their poop pipe. This is about survival, not sex!
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Ever heard of a condom??? Geez
Ooo and sex is key part of survival
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A what now?
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Dude, zombie poop pipes penerate condoms. It's like the ginger gene. Be carefull bro!
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^^ this man knows
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That was an embarasing trip to the doctors.....
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Made such a mess of the examination table
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Ew. Gross.
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I know right, even the doctor threw up
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Ah well, its the kinda shit you gotta get used to in a zombie apocalypse.
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Hahaha nice one matt much love back haha
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CJ, you can be my bodyguard. I'll give you a cricket bat, a baseball bat, a banjo, and a machete.
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Ah man you two have issues lmao
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You should have seen the convo we just had on whatsapp....
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Uuuummmm i prob dont do i?? i like to keep my lunch down
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Yeah you do, it was epic
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Yeah but would i loose my kabab iv just eat?
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