24-10-2012, 10:41 AM
OMG!!!
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24-10-2012, 10:45 AM
Well, they're even more ginger than the Scots are
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24-10-2012, 10:52 AM
(24-10-2012, 10:41 AM)THE_Liam Wrote:(24-10-2012, 10:17 AM)samass Wrote: Half Irish? Gutted. i have Irish, Scottish, English and Viking blood running through my veins and i'm gonna come and ra*e the fcuk out of you soft southern fairys girlfriends!! . . too far? . . . . . .
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24-10-2012, 10:58 AM
Well, I actually am Scottish (ish) (not that I like to admit it too often) but, bring it cheesy, ill supply the drilldo!
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24-10-2012, 11:15 AM
24-10-2012, 11:31 AM
Sooooooo . What this thread has actually achived is showing that you sad c*nts know way to much about star wars/treck what ever the f*ck your on about. And the southern/notheren dispute had claimed yet another thread and still not been settled ( you are a bunch of tight fisted nothern bastereds though).
Any way none of this has helped our poor friend grant and his worring experience! IMO grant if your not sure youd best try it again sober
24-10-2012, 12:04 PM
There's only one way to solve this. Fight to the death between northeners and southerners at the Christmas meet. No weapons.....except sex toys maybe seeing as Sam will be there.
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24-10-2012, 12:06 PM
Think we will win Niall they are slightly out numbered
24-10-2012, 12:59 PM
Northerners won't show, too tight to fill their tanks
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24-10-2012, 01:00 PM
Yeah but we can just float around them Jamie, seeing as we're graceful southerners, and not gangly northerners
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24-10-2012, 01:04 PM
This is it dude. They wont even be able to land a punch. then bang sam iwill hit them from behinde. And that isnt with a fist either. Well maybe the fist after
24-10-2012, 01:15 PM
Yep, great big rubber dong up the arse. Pow!
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24-10-2012, 01:29 PM
Oooo you got a rubber one? Thats a bit odd. Has it got any blood flow to it?
24-10-2012, 03:15 PM
(24-10-2012, 12:59 PM)Matt Wrote: Northerners won't show, too tight to fill their tanks this^^^^^^^^ but owning a veg burning DT and not a 6 i'd only need to half fill her anyway . .
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24-10-2012, 03:16 PM
(24-10-2012, 01:29 PM)puglove Wrote: Oooo you got a rubber one? Thats a bit odd. Has it got any blood flow to it? thats just the stand in. my penis is very small. Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club
24-10-2012, 03:17 PM
(24-10-2012, 03:15 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote:(24-10-2012, 12:59 PM)Matt Wrote: Northerners won't show, too tight to fill their tanks Id fill my 6 4 times to drive just to see this fight! Oh and isnt it odd that theres less northerners than southerners? Maybe because most of them haven't even had the privilege of seeing a motor vehicle yet!
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24-10-2012, 03:20 PM
thats a bit harsh niall.. they have cars up north. just dont have electricity or computers or the internet. unless they are REALLY priviledged, like liam, phil and matt...
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24-10-2012, 03:26 PM
(24-10-2012, 03:20 PM)samass Wrote: thats a bit harsh niall.. they have cars up north. just dont have electricity or computers or the internet. unless they are REALLY priviledged, like liam, phil and matt... haha love you guys really . . . . . .and when i do i will leave you in a quivering heap on the floor . .
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24-10-2012, 03:28 PM
(24-10-2012, 03:26 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote:(24-10-2012, 03:20 PM)samass Wrote: thats a bit harsh niall.. they have cars up north. just dont have electricity or computers or the internet. unless they are REALLY priviledged, like liam, phil and matt... I beg to differ....you havent met sam! If there was anyone to be the southern representative for gay and seriously f*cked up sexual activities, it would be sam!
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24-10-2012, 03:29 PM
aww thanks Niall, i've worked hard to get a reputation like that! many a dark night....
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24-10-2012, 03:37 PM
24-10-2012, 03:41 PM
(24-10-2012, 03:37 PM)Rippthrough Wrote:(24-10-2012, 12:59 PM)Matt Wrote: Northerners won't show, too tight to fill their tanks FYC! We regularly travel outside our comfort zone to the north! Would rather not. Its a grim, dark place full of violence, homeless people, Dead animals on the streets and worst of all, John Smiths
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24-10-2012, 04:09 PM
John Smiths is f*cking better than that god awful Marstons shit you have! Although Black Sheep Riggwelter FTW frankly...
24-10-2012, 04:11 PM
(24-10-2012, 04:09 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: John Smiths is f*cking better than that god awful Marstons shit you have! Although Black Sheep Riggwelter FTW frankly... being a southerner i cant be seen to agree with you on anything but off the record, your right there. Southerners do do ale better than you monkeys though!
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24-10-2012, 04:19 PM
We've got tap water up here with more flavour than your 'ale'....
24-10-2012, 04:23 PM
(24-10-2012, 04:19 PM)Rippthrough Wrote: We've got tap water up here with more flavour than your 'ale'.... Yeah well thats what happens when you dont filter your storm and foul water before it goes back into the water system.....well when you go and get it from the stand pipe a few miles away
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24-10-2012, 04:25 PM
Not idea how it got onto this topic.
(24-10-2012, 04:11 PM)Niall Wrote:(24-10-2012, 04:09 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: John Smiths is f*cking better than that god awful Marstons shit you have! Although Black Sheep Riggwelter FTW frankly... Ok Niall, not being funny here but that's just bollocks. Yorkshire and Lancashire bitters are by far the finest in the country, not to mention the fact that we still have all the styles. Best, IPA, Mild, Dark Mild... The only decent contribution the south has made to ale is Porter, and we make that better now anyway! (24-10-2012, 04:19 PM)Rippthrough Wrote: We've got tap water up here with more flavour than your 'ale'.... I'd rather drink lager than southern "ale". Honest to god, LAGER! (24-10-2012, 04:25 PM)Scott Wrote: Not idea how it got onto this topic. This is the most random thread this forum has ever seen IMO... |
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