23-10-2012, 10:22 PM
I suck cock.
![[Image: car-1.jpg]](http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k591/grant-306/car-1.jpg)
Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club
2000 Moonstone 1.8 Meridian - Sold
2000 China 3dr XS - Dead
1998 Diablo 3dr XSI
|
OMG!!!
|
 2000 Moonstone 1.8 Meridian - Sold 2000 China 3dr XS - Dead 1998 Diablo 3dr XSI
23-10-2012, 10:24 PM
but seriously.
so i got really really drunk at the weekend, and ended up in bed with my Gf's housemate, who was naked. i think i fell asleep for a bit, but he woke me up after a little while. when i woke up the morning i had a really weird taste in my mouth and a random short and curly... have i been face raped? Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club 2000 Moonstone 1.8 Meridian - Sold 2000 China 3dr XS - Dead 1998 Diablo 3dr XSI 
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581 Joined: Dec 2011 Reputation: 195 Location: Bournemouth Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6 
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
23-10-2012, 10:24 PM
Why are you not already here then!?!?
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft 
23-10-2012, 10:25 PM
Wow dude, awkward!
Fruitcake. Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club 
23-10-2012, 10:25 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:24 PM)Niall Wrote: Why are you not already here then!?!? Oi southern boy, I called first go. YOU CAN HAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM. ![[Image: tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg]](http://s768.photobucket.com/user/annegg5511/media/Mobile%20Uploads/tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg.html)
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581 Joined: Dec 2011 Reputation: 195 Location: Bournemouth Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
23-10-2012, 10:26 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:25 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:24 PM)Niall Wrote: Why are you not already here then!?!? f*ck you pie eater!
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft 
23-10-2012, 10:28 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:26 PM)Niall Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:25 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:24 PM)Niall Wrote: Why are you not already here then!?!? There's only one way to settle this. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!!! I choose the deathstar.
23-10-2012, 10:29 PM
Well it wasn't ra*e, you've obviously enjoyed it
Daily Slag: http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-3849.html
Track Slag: http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-8873.html
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581 Joined: Dec 2011 Reputation: 195 Location: Bournemouth Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
23-10-2012, 10:30 PM
i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away!
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
23-10-2012, 10:32 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:30 PM)Niall Wrote: i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away! DEATH. STAR. You can't win you shandy drinking, rugby union loving, jellied eels eating Ed Doe knowing tinkerbell!!!
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581 Joined: Dec 2011 Reputation: 195 Location: Bournemouth Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
23-10-2012, 10:33 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:32 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:30 PM)Niall Wrote: i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away! oi rugby union is better than that other pansie one! (why dont you have a forum title of "ambassador of the north"? you always turn these arguments into north v south lol
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
23-10-2012, 10:37 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:33 PM)Niall Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:32 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:30 PM)Niall Wrote: i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away! I don't know, I think I should! And also, rugby union is the pansies game, here's why... Line outs: 2 lads stick their hands up 1 lads arse so hard it lifts him off the ground. Scrums: far more than league, more opportunity for man to man contact. See? Gay!
23-10-2012, 10:37 PM
f*cking northern monkeys. Always turn everything into an argument or a fight to the death......
Jeez Susan Boyle is my weapon of choice. No fucker will dare come near haha ![[Image: 20A1806D-891D-40FB-BD52-AD519177A607-734...391753.jpg]](http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d196/mattbush/20A1806D-891D-40FB-BD52-AD519177A607-7340-0000058F46391753.jpg) TEAM CONROD SHITTING RALLYE!
23-10-2012, 10:40 PM
you guys are dicks. this is not the issue at hand here.
and at any rate, pies suck, ale sucks, cheesy chips sucks and the north sucks. Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club 2000 Moonstone 1.8 Meridian - Sold 2000 China 3dr XS - Dead 1998 Diablo 3dr XSI
23-10-2012, 10:40 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:37 PM)Matt Wrote: Susan Boyle is my weapon of choice. No fucker will dare come near haha DEATH. STAR. I can destroy her from space! F*ck you Alderraan!
23-10-2012, 10:41 PM
I choose one single x-wing with a Jedi pilot.
DeathStar: ka - boom!!!!!!!!
23-10-2012, 10:41 PM
f*ck you and you death star. I will destroy you, from the inside out using my Jedi skills I learnt over summer
TEAM CONROD SHITTING RALLYE!
23-10-2012, 10:41 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:40 PM)Grant Wrote: you guys are dicks. this is not the issue at hand here. The south sucks. You proved that by offering out blowies like chlamydia at an essex party
23-10-2012, 10:42 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:40 PM)Grant Wrote: you guys are dicks. this is not the issue at hand here. Hold up. Cheesy chips are win? TEAM CONROD SHITTING RALLYE!
23-10-2012, 10:42 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:41 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: I choose one single x-wing with a Jedi pilot. I hereby change my mind to this. Death Star with all exhaust ports welded up. Thank you.
23-10-2012, 10:44 PM
Nowt wrong with blow jobs at an essex party. Ill leave you quivering like a sexually assulted jelly fish.
I also found a used johnny stuck somewhere. Is it likely to have been placed here, in an attempt to corrupt my image, or do we reckon things happened? Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club 2000 Moonstone 1.8 Meridian - Sold 2000 China 3dr XS - Dead 1998 Diablo 3dr XSI
23-10-2012, 10:44 PM
What happens when you block an exhaust vent???
Pretty sure things stop working. You lose my northern friend.
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581 Joined: Dec 2011 Reputation: 195 Location: Bournemouth Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
23-10-2012, 10:47 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:44 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What happens when you block an exhaust vent??? northern logic for you!
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
23-10-2012, 10:48 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:44 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What happens when you block an exhaust vent??? Damn you. Damn you and your Jedi logic.
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581 Joined: Dec 2011 Reputation: 195 Location: Bournemouth Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
23-10-2012, 10:49 PM
(23-10-2012, 10:48 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:44 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What happens when you block an exhaust vent??? A southerner would of just welded a piece of mesh over the exhaust ports. Northerner....no...block it up! "ey up lad, t' deathstar aint working"
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
23-10-2012, 10:50 PM
Lol. Just goes to prove there are no northern jedi's. lol
23-10-2012, 10:51 PM
Fact of the day.
There was no such thing as a Yorkshireman until a scottsman f*cked a pig. Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club 2000 Moonstone 1.8 Meridian - Sold 2000 China 3dr XS - Dead 1998 Diablo 3dr XSI |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
![[Image: A1A3B2B1-9269-463A-9F21-2ABF4CE9BEAC-165...A3B3F7.jpg]](http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af327/anti_hero86/A1A3B2B1-9269-463A-9F21-2ABF4CE9BEAC-165-0000009E52A3B3F7.jpg)
Users browsing this thread: 6 Guest(s)