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Ok so, Ruan disappeared off to Gloucester to start a new job.....which of course I'm very happy about etc, because its just what he wanted / a good opportunity for him etc.....but it has left me with a few issues....
- I no longer have another lolboosted XUD to abuse when ive broken my own....
- I no longer have Ruan to randomly turn up and laugh at me, when ive broken my own.....
- I no longer have Ruan to go out for a drive with, to break my own....
- I've lost my IPP gauge monitor service, which is going to make tuning a nightmare...
- I no longer get to annoy Ruans mum leaving coal / oil outside her house
- I don't get to perform tight as fook redneck bodges to his car because he cba to spend money!
- I dont get to abuse Ruan for destroying every set of my wheels
- The bread bin is always overflowing, as the weekly shop hasn't yet accounted for the lack of a loaf a day disappearing into Ruan....
- I no longer have anyone to ride around with, and giggle at the chavtastic activities that occur in St.Austell
Tbh this list would go on for 3 pages if I continued! Pft its not good! I need the ginger streak back in Cornwall!! 
x
p.s. Ive also no longer got anyone to perform standard issue Coal Factory prank on....
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Bless, Im sure hell come down as much as he can!
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Aww bless lol he's ours now!
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Gotta love a bit of Ruan. Even when he posts seriously he is still charming. I suppose it can be quite lonely being tied to the farm at times. Isn't Chris ginger? Perhaps he could be a stand in for Ruan.
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I miss Cornwall and your company..
Honestly, this is turning literally into the gayest thread ever.
BTW - It's "misses"
Do you miss my correcting of your grammar?
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Combined with your location and signature Ruan, this is now definitely the gayest thread on this forum, and most likely ever.
That said, <3 
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lol...bit gay...
but quite also a bit sad!
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i would start killing people if someone did that to my car!
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Moonstone2.0 Wrote:lol...bit gay...
but quite also a bit sad! a bit gay? . . . . . and i quote from the above, Mr Lobb said . ." a load a day disappearing into Ruan"....
Hmmmmmmm . . .. :roll:
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It was a joke...and it was my wheel...jeeeez
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Mattcheese31 Wrote:Moonstone2.0 Wrote:lol...bit gay...
but quite also a bit sad! a bit gay? . . . . . and i quote from the above, Mr Lobb said . ."a load a day disappearing into Ruan"....
Hmmmmmmm . . .. :roll:
Good lord, what is that quote right there!
Loaf my freind! 
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If you want to employ me on your farm ill be a massive lol tastic ginger frewend and wont take the piss out of your camp accent.
If i had space to keep a project car it would defo be a RWD XUD
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Sorry mate but I feel worse for Ruan, he has to leave Cornwall :o
Stick another turbo on the smoker, you'll feel better then
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Nawww, I'm pretty sure theres more coaling XUDs in cornwall you could bodge/break tbh. 
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a bit gay? . . . . . and i quote from the above, Mr Lobb said . ." a load a day disappearing into Ruan"....
Hmmmmmmm . . .. :roll:[/quote]
Good lord, what is that quote right there!
Loaf my freind! [/quote]
copied and pasted Dazzler, copied and pasted . . . . . . .we all know about your mod editing skillz, a slight Freudian slip on your behalf there me-thinks . .
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Lol at this thread, mega gay.
But it would be like if I lost fooby to ze Germans! Haha love the random phone calls now and then, and rocking up to his to see if I can wake him up with my exhaust hahah
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Nothing wrong with a bit of man love ... maybe not this much tho!
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Ruan Wrote:
I miss Cornwall and your company..
Honestly, this is turning literally into the gayest thread ever.
BTW - It's "misses"
Do you miss my correcting of your grammar?
Actually, if i've analysed the context correctly, I think you'll find it's spelt "missus", and there should be a "'s" after "darren".
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oooooo dear things will never be the same! did he break the bromance off gently?? or was it just a im leaving you darren?
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ahahah wtf did i just read!!
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Why has this turned up in the unread posts for today 
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Why are the posts within posts?
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I think the forum has broke! Haha
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holy thread revival!
Hm yeah this is broken!
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