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My missus is practicing for her theory test (hopefully she wont fail this one) and is doing practice tests. So me being a smug lady garden says let me do one, Ill do it in half the time and ill get 100%
Well i did it in half the time even with her tickling me and got 49/50 (98%)
But there was one question that got me
"You are driving along and a warning light comes on on your instrument panel comes on, what should you do?"
The answers were;
Stop as soon as safe and check it out
Assume its an electrical fault and carry on driving
and 2 other stupid answers.
Now you can probably guess that "Stop as soon as safe and check it out" is the answer they want but the person who wrote that test has clearly never owned a Peugeot cos I know id "Assume its an electrical fault and carry on driving" as long as there was no funny noises.
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The end/junctions of duel carriage way ones are green and white, anything white and read like that array usually to do with level crossings and anything with 3 then 2 then 1 lines are always a count down in hundreds of yards respectively
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What the hell is concealing a level crossing?
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There is some of those signs near where my old dear lives. Its, believe it or not, on a blind bend. Clever work.
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I like the "you see a man hearding sheep across the road. What should you do?" one!
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Foxy-jim Wrote:Run him down!!!
What and run the risk of ruining the flimsy front bumper of the 306?
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Ian Wrote:NiallHarper Wrote:I like the "you see a man hearding sheep across the road. What should you do?" one!
Do you offer to take a knee behind one of his sheep? :o
If that floats your boat then I'm sure he wouldn't mind. Always ask first though. I'm sure sheeps don't like being surprised!
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^^^ LOL I did a load of practice tests but i got 100% on the first one i ever did. Think I only failed I or 2 practice tests but the questions were alot more about driving when i did it on the old 35 questions.
Now theres loads of shit about first aid, driving documents, drink/drug driving, why you shouldnt drive tired etc.
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When I did mine most of the question were just common sense.
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