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(21-08-2012, 09:38 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:36 PM)Niall Wrote: . Which reminds me.....Scott's mum.
You mean Kim's cousin?
Don't need reminding. Top of the pile in the bank.
(21-08-2012, 09:38 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:37 PM)Niall Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:36 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: Gayest. Thread. Ever.
You're all 13 year old boy wiping it on the duvet wank stains. f*ck off with your "south east community" f*cking bromances, I'm like the only lady garden up here.
Scott make me the Scotland area rep. Members: 1. And he's a moody dick.
I would say come to a southern meet but youll only blow your head gasket on the way :p
I did discuss this with him, turns out its an allergy to southern ginger fairies
That's alright. We're trying to get rid of the gingers anyway. Bit like ginger ethnic cleansing.
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Pahahaha.
I need pictures. Damn it.
I shall show pics of my mother/daughter threesome.
Wait this didn't happen :/
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(21-08-2012, 09:39 PM)Niall Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:38 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:36 PM)Niall Wrote: . Which reminds me.....Scott's mum.
You mean Kim's cousin?
Don't need reminding. Top of the pile in the bank.
(21-08-2012, 09:38 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:37 PM)Niall Wrote: I would say come to a southern meet but youll only blow your head gasket on the way :p
I did discuss this with him, turns out its an allergy to southern ginger fairies
That's alright. We're trying to get rid of the gingers anyway. Bit like ginger ethnic cleansing.
It does upset me that despite the oc's awesomeness its run by a jeange
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I hate you gaise.
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(21-08-2012, 09:42 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: It does upset me that despite the oc's awesomeness its run by a jeange
Is that like mange for gingers?
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See if this was .net I'd he banned and this would be locked by now......
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I'm just sat here refreshing Nialls profile and the rep is just increasing by the second.
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(21-08-2012, 09:46 PM)Andy Wrote: I'm just sat here refreshing Nialls profile and the rep is just increasing by the second.
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(21-08-2012, 09:47 PM)Niall Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:46 PM)Andy Wrote: I'm just sat here refreshing Nialls profile and the rep is just increasing by the second.
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Only for you andy. Only for you....
And I should hope so too.
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It's cause Nialls a lady garden that he has so much rep, not for usefulness just for being a lady garden.
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As said by Andy, where the f*ck is my rep? Just bloody discriminating against awesome northerners now...
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(21-08-2012, 09:49 PM)Matt Wrote: It's cause Nialls a lady garden that he has so much rep, not for usefulness just for being a lady garden.
Tbh it's only because of dum dum that I've turned into such a troll recently.
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Would you say you are now 10% more of a troll? Or more that you're able to troll 10% faster?
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(21-08-2012, 09:49 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: As said by Andy, where the f*ck is my rep? Just bloody discriminating against awesome northerners now...
Gingers and northerners don't get along I understand. Until you get to Scotland... they all just exist to troll Scott
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(21-08-2012, 09:36 PM)Niall Wrote: Your worrying now? Wait till you meet us. You will be trying to get us sectioned by the end of the day. Which reminds me.....Scott's mum.
I fit in perfectly then...I tend to flit between being a mature adult to suddenly having a tantrum (complete with child voice!) nothing will prepare you all for just how f*cking strange I can be!!!
And if you're taking the piss out of Pellowe for his head gasket or lack thereof then I'm in the shit being the sole member so far of "Team Holey Engine"
And what's wrong with gingers? There's nothing wrong with them at all they work harder in the sack as there more than pleased to finally have some attention
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Everyone knows that gingers can't have sex. Ginger is directly linked to premature ejaculation and erectile disfunction from birth.
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I don't even own a 306 anymore, not driving as I'm travelling the world, I've only met a few of you, yet I still browse the forum every day!
I'm looking forward to getting another 306 when I'm finally home and coming to more meets!
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(21-08-2012, 09:54 PM)Niall Wrote: Everyone knows that gingers can't have sex. Ginger is directly linked to premature ejaculation and erectile disfunction from birth.
And the horrendous cheesy Bell whiff.
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(21-08-2012, 09:52 PM)Andy Wrote: Gingers and northerners don't get along I understand. Until you get to Scotland... they all just exist to troll Scott
Something you should know about northerners mate, we don't get on with gingers, southerners, the welsh, the scottish, foreigners, people who are too bloody tall, coppers, grasses, rugby union fans, tories, bankers, scousers, and dentists.
Oh, and f*cking geordies.
And cats. F*cking cats.
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(21-08-2012, 09:54 PM)Niall Wrote: Everyone knows that gingers can't have sex. Ginger is directly linked to premature ejaculation and erectile disfunction from birth.
Are gingers created in testubes or something, I mean how would they pass on the ginger gene if they can't get it up? Spaff on the hand and rub it in manually?
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(21-08-2012, 09:58 PM)Matt Wrote: (21-08-2012, 09:54 PM)Niall Wrote: Everyone knows that gingers can't have sex. Ginger is directly linked to premature ejaculation and erectile disfunction from birth.
Are gingers created in testubes or something, I mean how would they pass on the ginger gene if they can't get it up? Spaff on the hand and rub it in manually?
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(21-08-2012, 09:54 PM)Niall Wrote: Everyone knows that gingers can't have sex. Ginger is directly linked to premature ejaculation and erectile disfunction from birth.
I'm not talking about the blokes, I'm talking about the ginger women!
And honestly tell me you'd turn the nerdish redhead that loves to blow shit up!
And remember a ginger will work twice as hard as a fat bird...Mainly because there's less chance of an asthma attack!
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Fuuuuuck sake
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Why is it that ginger girls like anal?
Serious question
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Because you can't spread the ginger gene through the ass
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(21-08-2012, 10:04 PM)Matt Wrote: Because you can't spread the ginger gene through the ass
Ahhhhh. Point.
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True story bro. Got first hand experience. f*cked a ginger girl, next minute I wake up in a+e with the news I may have contracted it. Luckily I didnt, but they recommended I do her in the ass next time as it was safer
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