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		An actual showcar for sale near to me this really can't be missed! 
[img] ![[Image: 170492_10150917831335334_1883836718_o.jpg]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/h/170492_10150917831335334_1883836718_o.jpg) [/img]
 
Honestly what the f*ck has he actually done to it besides put a bean can on the end of a pipe, stick some alloys and make it look like grass with windows!!!
 
If anyone wants this fine looking hunk of junk yours to be had for only £995!
	  
	
	
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		What a load of shit
	 
	
	
 
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		Tbf the wheels are probably half of its value lol.  And I like the grass effect for some reason.     Not sure Id want to drive that though lol.
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		It's lucky it ain't parked on grass cuz I don't think anyone would be able to see it!!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Same wrap as a gto has in my area looks gash if you ask me.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		well i bet a blind man would like to see it.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Are you sure its a dip? looks like one of those reaction print spray in jobby jobers. The car over all looks shit and by no stretch of the imagination a show car but............................I kinda like the effect, Please dont shoot me
	 
	
	
 
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		It's camo, if you're being chased by the po-po for having too awesome a car you just drive it into a bush and you loose them
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		gotta say i kinda like it    dont judge me im odd   
	 
	
	
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		iam waiting for the liam to say " I WANT AND I WANT BAD!"
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (14-07-2012, 09:27 PM)puglove Wrote:  Are you sure its a dip? looks like one of those reaction print spray in jobby jobers. The car over all looks shit and by no stretch of the imagination a show car but............................I kinda like the effect, Please dont shoot me  (15-07-2012, 08:44 AM)Joe Wrote:  gotta say i kinda like it   dont judge me im odd   
Hold on a minute while I try and find and load a 50 Cal!!!
 
Honestly the people that like that monstrosity I do have some spare glasses if needed either that or I know a number of a really good laser eye correction place!
	  
	
	
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		I quite like the colour, have you got a link to the advert, £995 aint a bad price   
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (15-07-2012, 03:31 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote:  Hold on a minute while I try and find and load a 50 Cal!!! 
 
Honestly the people that like that monstrosity I do have some spare glasses if needed either that or I know a number of a really good laser eye correction place! 
I didnt say i liked the car, i like the finish on it lol
	  
	
	
 
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		 (15-07-2012, 03:55 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:  I quite like the colour, have you got a link to the advert, £995 aint a bad price   
It's on a facebook for sale page the guy's just reduced it as a summer special for £750 I'm afraid to say he'd have to give me £750 to take the thing away!
	  
	
	
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		nobody would ever let something that high into a show!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (15-07-2012, 10:20 PM)SRowell Wrote:  nobody would ever let something that high into a show! 
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		Okay so now we've noted the ones who clearly have no taste   
The reason's I don't think it is a show car:
 
1: As SRowell said...nothing that high is going into a show! 
2: He would at least have polished his pipe if it was a show car, feck mine was a scrapper and I always polished the pipes! 
3: Honestly look at the rear hubs...see it, that nice tint of brownish red known as RUST nay chance that's a show car!
 
Maybe for a company that cuts grass but certainly not a car show, he fails to mention which show it was in but my guessing is the National Horticultural Society's 5th annual celebration of Grass or something   
And a show car for £750...BARGAIN! Though I wouldn't be caught dead in a Vag (that's a Volkswagen Audi Group car...not a lady garden!)
	  
	
	
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		plus you skipped over the missing drivers bump strip which is an optional extra for show cars   
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (16-07-2012, 12:56 AM)rocker8742 Wrote:  plus you skipped over the missing drivers bump strip which is an optional extra for show cars   
its obviously weight saving for when it goes out on the track!
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	 
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