21st Birthday Ideas

[Grant]

Right guys and gals. Need some help in terms of ideas for 21st birthday presents for my dear girlfriend.
I've already done the obvious, tiffany necklaces, bracelets and other assorted shit on previous birthdays, so kinda shot myself in the foot there.

Im stuck as fuvk.
Was thinking a nice weekend away somewhere, but then worried that shes going to be expecting an engagement ring FML.
She does need some 306 parts for the 306 that I have... But dont think it will go down too well... Again...

All feedback welcome... I do not however want to buy her sex toys or other such related articles. I know what you lot are like, and she scares me enough in the bedroom as it is (although its probably my fault for forgetting the safe word )

[Connor]

Slip a cheeky finger up her bum when you go down on her, shell love it.







/truestory

[Niall]

Slip a cheeky finger up her bum when you go down on her, shell love it.







/truestory

Connor speaks truth. She does love it. Especially when you wiggle two in there.

[Dan!]

Take her out for a meal at a swanky resturant somewhere, buy her the finest champagne and lobster the places sells then start mixing her champagne with snakebite when shes not looking (Usually best to do this when shes in the toilet powdering her nose or is bent down under the table getting something out of her bag) once she's had a few snake bites start rubbing her leg under the table, should get her a little bit hot under the collar, especially in a public place. Garauntee'd though, she will love this! If she twirls her hair or gives you that cheeky 'f*ck my brains out you sexy beast' smile then you know its time to finish the meal and get onto stage 2 of the evening.

Take her out to a late night strip club and feed her a few more snakebites (maybe the odd jaegermeister just to mix things up a little) which should really help get her in the mood. If your feeling flush then you should really pay for her to have a private dance, although if your a bit tight then just watch the softcore public dancers and keep her sweet with some dirty talk. By this point you should be able to hear the waves crashing in her fanny, she will be DRIPPING for you, literally, trust me. This means its time for stage 3!

Get out of the strip club and take her for a kebab (doner's not bad, but shish will be better) and tell them to lay off the salad on her's, its her birthday afterall, she deserves a treat. Once shes eaten her kebab she should be ready to go. Whisper in her ear that you want to get 'it on', and give her a cheeky wink. Slip her a few viagra's under the table (everbody knows when women take viagra that their nipples turn into rocket launchers and their bottom holes go all loose) and get her out of the kebabby. Stage 4...........

Then walk the 'long route' back to your hotel (did I mention you need to book a hotel? You do - this is going to get messy....) and while walking back keep stopping in random alleys to have a quick smooch and maybe slip a finger in, just to check up on the vagina situation. Hopefully by this point she will be half undressed, have make up smeared all over her face, maybe a nip-slip and possibly no knickers (depends how vigourous you are with your fingering?). Once your back at the hotel get straight upto your room, making sure to pay attention to the 'please be quiet, our guests are sleeping', signs. When you get there, get in and lock the door, stage 5 is about to begin.

Push her straight down on the bed, lift up the remains of the clothing and give her another cheeky wink. Bend down with your head between her legs and re-assuring tell her, 'your going to love this, babe', then to top off the magical evening, blow a fat old raspberry into her vagina, giggle like a school girl and click your fingers, to promt all of your friends and family to step out of their hiding places (behing the curtains, in the wardrobe, under the bed etc) and stand back up, and begin laughing and pointing at her with everybody else. make sure the laughing goes on for a good 30 seconds, or until she runs out crying, just to make the moment extra special.







Sorry for wasting your time with that but at least any present you get her now will seem lovely compared to what COULD have happened?

[Connor]

Is it bad I thought that was a cracking idea up to the "family jumps out" part?

[Scott]

I think after Dan's post, the girlfriend thread and recent stuff in the chatbox google might change our listing to an 'adult' site hock:

[MrsMidnight]

Get her expensive underwear! Every woman love it I buy it too often though...

[Grant]

I was in stitches reading that Dan!

Although by hotel do you mean travel inn? Pockets arent too lined at the mo.

And nice underwear is all well and good, but I don't see the point. It either ends up on the floor ripped off or lost in one of these dark alleyways dan mentions....

[THE_Liam]

And nice underwear is all well and good, but I don't see the point. It either ends up on the floor ripped off or lost in one of these dark alleyways dan mentions....

Quoted for truth, who wants all that bloody complicated strappy gear with all the fiddly clips getting in the way of fanny? :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysgutYqbvRE

That'll do the job

[MrsMidnight]

Its true about it coming of rather quickly but still!

Take her shopping for the day, nice meal out and just treat her extra nice? Just cause you've gone all out in the past doesn't mean you gotta out do yourself every year. Some nice chocolates, flowers and a hand made card would start the day of nice! Do something she loves

[Eeyore]

dan.... how the hell did you come up with that? Grant I wouldnt do what Dan suggested. Its just an old Norfolk tradition that they are trying to keep going!

[declantg]

I remember once on a first date the girl i met turned up pissed out of her face, told me she was on bail for assaulting a police officer and her brother is in jail for armed robbery.

Also on a completely different date i pretty much got raped by the girl in question.

We in suffolk like to do it proper...

[Kimmie]

Something simple For my 21st Scott and I spent the day in London, shopping and taking out a pedalo on the Serpentine. It was so simple but really nice to do something together, that we prob ably wouldn't do normally. Depending on where you are, how about taking her to a show, or treating her to a day in a spa with you?

Why don't you make her a special gift? Something like a scrapbook of memories about the two of you, or a CD with all the songs that remind you of her/that mean something to you two as a couple?






Or you could go all out and just propose......

[Pompey306mark]

What have you got to spend?

Get her a ring, just not an engagement ring lol

[Connor]

I still think my idea is best...

[MrsMoonstone]

Breakfast in bed is always the perfect start to a birthday and maybe have a wee note next to her plate with a hint of what else you have planned - see above (apart from Dan's idea, clearly), day out (I wouldn't do shopping unless you enjoy it, as it gets so irritating for us girls when you guys get bored), do sth fun, or even book a nice hotel or sth. sort of make the whole day the present rather than buying something you can wrap up... (although something to unwrap is always nice...)

and now i'm sitting here trying to remember what I did/got for my 21st... and i can't not for the life of me... oh well...

[MrsMidnight]

Tie a bow around your penis and kneel over her with it hovering over her face for when she wakes up! Nice surprise!