Dum dums old cab

[Niall]

Dum I've been paid loads of times for things but it doesn't make me a professional in them. Ive been paid to deliver stuff so by your reckoning, I'm a professional delivery driver. Ive been paid to help lay a patio so by your reckoning, I'm a professional landscaper. Ive been paid to fix someones computer once so again, by your reckoning, I'm a professional computer geek....i could carry on for ages but see where I'm going with this?

[Grant]

So if I have been to a sperm bank, am I a....



PROFESSIONAL WANKER!!!!

YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Poodle]

True story...