Posts: 47
Threads: 14
Joined: Sep 2013
Location: hemel hempstead
Car Model/Spec: 306 2.l d turbo
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
06-10-2013, 10:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-10-2013, 08:57 PM by welshpete.)
1, Does a medium chicken know your gonna eat it?
2, What are spring chickens in winter?
3, What do you call a cold hot dog?
4,When the doorbell rings, why does the dog always think its for him?
5, How the hell do you 'clap eyes'??????
Get the idea guys? Just post maddening questions and see what replies you get lol
If louses are lice and louses are mice, then why aren't houses hice???????? My head hurts rofl
Posts: 5,902
Threads: 142
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
58
Location: Hastings, East Sussex
Car Model/Spec: E46 BMW 320d
Thanks: 17
Given 28 thank(s) in 28 post(s)
Do spiders scream when they see a big fat hairy human in the bath?
What colour is electricity?
Posts: 3,524
Threads: 178
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation:
28
Location: Odiham/Basingstoke/W-s-M
Car Model/Spec: HDi!
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
and "its the last place you'll look"
Well yeah... I'm not gonna carry on looking after I found it!
Posts: 3,688
Threads: 27
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
20
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
When you've lost something lιke your car keys! Ɑnd the mrs says " where was the last place you had em"
If I knew that they wouldn't be fecking lost would they!!!!
Posts: 8,423
Threads: 171
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
46
Location: Portsmouth
Car Model/Spec: Black 3dr Dturbo
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
Imagine a colour that hasnt been found yet
What does water taste like?
Describe the difference between left and right
Posts: 3,688
Threads: 27
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
20
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
If an orange ιs called an orange why isn't a banana called a yellow
Posts: 3,524
Threads: 178
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation:
28
Location: Odiham/Basingstoke/W-s-M
Car Model/Spec: HDi!
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
Cos not all bananas are yellow. Derrr
![[Image: P1060836_zpsz3xgxt7q.jpg]](http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g427/wingnutz2/P1060836_zpsz3xgxt7q.jpg)
![[Image: tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg]](http://s768.photobucket.com/user/annegg5511/media/Mobile%20Uploads/tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg.html)
![[Image: pcav.jpg]](http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/5716/pcav.jpg)
![[Image: SDC10442-1.jpg]](http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g281/smilepants/SDC10442-1.jpg)
![[Image: IMG_20130925_181339_zps95df48fa.jpg]](http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww278/4WayDiablo/IMG_20130925_181339_zps95df48fa.jpg)
guilty for doing that!
