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Right, i've won a TD04 on gaybay but the lady seller wants me to send a courier for it, no problem except i've never used one before so any recommendations would be welcome . . . . .. .my other issue is wtf do they weigh? . . .  . . . . .can some kind person weigh one for me please . . . . .i'll repay in the only way i know how, bumsex, very rough bumsex
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Weight of a courier is hard to work out bud depends if he has eaten all the pies or not lol
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ok let's say an average courier who sits on his pie scoffing fat arse for only 8 hours a day . . . . . . 16 stones? . . . . . .i just don't know . .
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At a guess I'd say about 8-10kg
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over weighing is ok under weighing is when couriers get arsey. the other thing is will the person wait in for it to be collected. Parcel 2 go is reasonable
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(17-09-2012, 07:10 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: MTFU and collec it!
haha what from Cornwall? . . . . .nearly 6 hours for me mate, kinda negates the good price i got it for .
(17-09-2012, 07:16 PM)Jenkosowls Wrote: over weighing is ok under weighing is when couriers get arsey. the other thing is will the person wait in for it to be collected. Parcel 2 go is reasonable
cheers mate . . .yeah the woman says she's in most of the time anyway, not looking for weight to the gram, just close-ish i guess .
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if going via parcel to go some couriers require you to print the label off so youl have to email it over to her
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Can't tell you the weight but interparcel.com are really cheap couriers.
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Where abouts in Cornwall?
I always use parcel2go and have never had issues, and altho I dont recommend it, ive underweighed things before (to get into cheaper band) and no ones ever asked any questions!
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(17-09-2012, 07:36 PM)darrenjlobb Wrote: Where abouts in Cornwall?
I always use parcel2go and have never had issues, and altho I dont recommend it, ive underweighed things before (to get into cheaper band) and no ones ever asked any questions!
Frome BA11 4ET . . . . .anywhere near you? . . .
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closer to the weston boys as its in somerset
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(17-09-2012, 07:42 PM)cully Wrote: closer to the weston boys as its in somerset
yeah i just noticed that . .sarry moy luvverrs . .no offence . .
no advance on the weight of one then? . .and to avoid any further confusion i mean the turbo not the fat man delivering it . . 
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Interparcel.com all the way bud, they arnt bothered if its slightly under, i got the guy who i bought my TD04 to send it via them and it cost £12
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Cost me around £10.40 to courier my GT17 and mani.....TD04 can't weigh as much as that surely. Was 9Kg. Through parcel2go.
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Get her to weigh it. If she's a woman she must have baking scales, or perhaps some kind of pot pourri/fluffy kitten weighing device?
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"scuse me luv', just stick this oily turbo on your kitchen scales..."
Can guess the answer...plus, how heavy do you think flour and other baking stuff is? Don't think kitchen scales usually go that far. 
In all seriousness, best way I found to weigh it was stand on the bathroom scales with the turbo....then put it down, and take my wieght off the combined weight...hows that for common sense. 
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she's decided she'll post it to me now so all sorted . . . . . . .TD04l on the way baby . . .whoop whoop . .
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(18-09-2012, 09:24 AM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: (18-09-2012, 08:28 AM)Toms306 Wrote: "scuse me luv', just stick this oily turbo on your kitchen scales..."
Can guess the answer...plus, how heavy do you think flour and other baking stuff is? Don't think kitchen scales usually go that far.
In all seriousness, best way I found to weigh it was stand on the bathroom scales with the turbo....then put it down, and take my wieght off the combined weight...hows that for common sense.
ermmmm yeah amazing, why not just put it on the scales on it's own? . .
It doesn't work, should've said, they're electronic scales so they have pressure pads where feet go, don't work right otherwise.
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Aboot time anall
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(18-09-2012, 06:47 PM)HDIkyle Wrote: Aboot time anall
got yours fitted yet mate? . . .oh no i forgot you can't do shit until those k14 plates are made . . :p lol
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You will enjoy it once it's on. I'm still have problems with my car but even at half throttle if feels soo much better than the standard old K14..
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(18-09-2012, 07:13 PM)Ricky Wrote: You will enjoy it once it's on. I'm still have problems with my car but even at half throttle if feels soo much better than the standard old K14..
good . .that's what i want to hear . .
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(18-09-2012, 07:13 PM)Ricky Wrote: You will enjoy it once it's on. I'm still have problems with my car but even at half throttle if feels soo much better than the standard old K14..
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(18-09-2012, 06:49 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: (18-09-2012, 06:47 PM)HDIkyle Wrote: Aboot time anall
got yours fitted yet mate? . . .oh no i forgot you can't do shit until those k14 plates are made . . :p lol
Haha noo its at a mates welding shop but he has not looked at it yet. Just gona get the plates i recon
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that's just mean Tom . . . . . . .at least karma caught up with you in advance! . . . .boom!! . . . 
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