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Terrible Christmas Jokes - samass - 25-12-2012
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
He was looking forward to Christmas
whatve you got?
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - Niall - 25-12-2012
Whilst not a joke, there is actually a reason why christmas cracker jokes are made to be so bad on purpose! Any ideas?
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - ozonehostile - 25-12-2012
Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?
in case they get a hole in one
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - Daniel306 - 25-12-2012
There have been reports of a white haired man in a strange outfit going around emptying his sack in children's bedrooms across the country.
Jimmy Savilles at it again!
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - samass - 25-12-2012
How does Rudolf know when its Christmas?
HE looks at his calen-deer
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - Matt - 25-12-2012
What's the funniest job
A fisherman, hes always dropping lines
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - samass - 25-12-2012
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered!
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - 306carter - 25-12-2012
(25-12-2012, 03:45 PM)ozonehostile Wrote: Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?
in case they get a hole in one
Just had the same one.
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - londondan86 - 25-12-2012
What do you call an underground train full of professors?
A tube of smarties!
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - Daniel306 - 25-12-2012
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.
They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - karl1989 - 25-12-2012
christmas cracker so called jokes
what do you call a sheep that has been struck by lightning?
electric blanket!
what do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
frostbite!
what do you call a camel with three humps?
humphrey!
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - puglove - 25-12-2012
I've just bought the BBC advent calendar.
Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I haven't seen Jimmy Savile abusing a child.
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - Danny2009 - 25-12-2012
Why did the microscope cross the road?
To get to the other side
They get worse every year
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - samass - 25-12-2012
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - InkedMuttley - 25-12-2012
Seriously people need to quit with the Jimmy Saville jokes the man was a legend...I mean hundreds of kids wrote in saying they didn't want to be virgins anymore, he fixed it for them didn't he!
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - ozonehostile - 25-12-2012
I don't understand why everyone has such a downer on jimmy saville, when i was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - Daniel306 - 25-12-2012
They read that out on the radio
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - ozonehostile - 25-12-2012
(25-12-2012, 08:26 PM)Daniel306 Wrote: They read that out on the radio
yeah, thought that was brilliant haha
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - kingy - 25-12-2012
Eddie stobart has just released his new movie..
I havnt seen the film yet but the trailer looks good.
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - InkedMuttley - 25-12-2012
Looks like my wife is cooking a Cypriot Christmas dinner this year.
Half turkey, half Greece.
RE: Terrible Christmas Jokes - Matt - 25-12-2012
(25-12-2012, 07:57 PM)Danny2009 Wrote: Why did the microscope cross the road?
To get to the other side
They get worse every year
Surly it's other slide?