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cwspellowe the car killer - cwspellowe - 20-12-2012
what a night.Linzi's brother David has flown over from Oz for a month for Xmas, first time he's been over for 6 years and it's a big surprise for their Mum and Dad, so the plan was for us to go pick him up last night in my motor and have him stay with us for a couple of days first.
As you may or may not know, the estate is a combination of broked and untaxed at the minute, me killing what looks to be a second turbo in the space of a month, this time through overly chronic boostz. So, we were offered the use of Linzi's mum's new car (after the Seicento of doom died a horrible insurance based write off two weeks ago, not my fault I must add although I hated that car).
The replacement? An actually pretty tidy 02 plate Ka 1.3 Luxury, leather seats, aircon, massive step up from the Seicento. "Great little runner" according to her. We'll see..
Told her we were, erm, "going to Toys R Us to collect something that couldn't be delivered" and spun a massive web of lies which looked suspicious as hell but anyway, she bought it, and off we went.
Now, Glasgow airport's about 30 miles from here. After 5 miles or so, I heard a weird rattley noise coming from the engine bay. I put it down to new car random noise as i'd been assured it was a "great little runner". See where this is going?
5 miles later, the rattle gets louder with the throttle and eventually, at 65mph on the M74, nae power, car grinds to a halt at the side of the motorway. Brilliant. Nae warning lights or anything, just total loss of power.
Steam everywhere, bonnet open, guess what? Rad cap off. All the coolant had boiled away and the engine cooked itself. Not only that, the coolant sensor had been unplugged so there were no temp warnings on the dash, all Ka's have is a light that flashes up if it's overheating or low on coolant. Reminds me why I love the estate with its plethora of gauges, hate driving a car and not knowing what's going on with it.
Left it to cool down, ran it off the motorway to the nearest shop and f*cked in 6 litres of Volvic. Cap back on, everything seemed fine, made it to the airport.
Filled the bottles with water again as history has a habit of repeating itself. Picked up David and thought i'd better check how bad the head gasket's knackered. Poured more water in, took another 4L. No leaks anywhere. So in the space of what, 15 miles? It had eaten 4L of water, bit worrying. Started to run a bit rough surprisingly hahaha.
FIgured ah it'll be fine, we'll limp it home, David's just off the back of 36 hours of travelling so let's just get him home.
10 miles later, rattly noise came back. Linzi's mum said she thinks it's the bonnet strut rattling about under the bonnet. Nope, diagnosis is the car's cooking itself, burning off the oil in the head and the tappets are rattling like f*ck.
Finally admit defeat just outside Glasgow, phone the RAC and home we go. At the cost of £25 to add an extra car to my policy at the roadside as I stupidly never took out 3rd party cover, only my car is covered by it. Still cheaper than 911 who wanted £150 to get it home, although funnily enough RAC contracted the job out to 911 anyway and I have to say, the driver was a star. Supposed to finish at 9pm, took the job at 8.45pm, didn't get us home til 11pm due to traffic and still took Linzi, wee man and David to our house, took me and the car to the inlaws' house, and me back up to my house too. Great service from him.
So yeah, 2012 - i've ended the year putting two cars off the road and i've had 4 breakdowns in two cars in 6 months. What a year.
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - Mattcheese31 - 20-12-2012
Top boy . . . .remind me to never loan you my whip . . .
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - r3k1355 - 20-12-2012
The rad cap's been removed and the temp sensor is unplugged?
I'd say the HG was f*cked well before you came along tbh.
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - Mattcheese31 - 20-12-2012
this^^^^^^^^ . .
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - Matt - 20-12-2012
wtf??? stay away from cars,do us all a favour haha
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - Oil-burner - 20-12-2012
I went to fetch a car with H/G faliure with my mate to use as a donor.
Was about 14 miles back to his so took plenty of water with us.
In the end it took us
6 hours, 9 breakdowns, 12L of water and a police escort to get back! Lol
On another note, you seem to be getting more Scottish pellow, I noticed quite a few "nae laddi's'' in there! Lol
I it appears your wikipidia page is accurate after all!
Clicky
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - C2K - 20-12-2012
Unlucky dude but good breakdown service.
Year before last i slid on a wet road and clipped a kerb, buckling my wheel and bending the wishbone. Told RAC to send a flatbed as it wasn't fit to be A framed, and they did just that. Guy tried it on and asked for 150 quid to put it on the truck as it didn't roll, at which point i said go f*ck yourself i'll drive it onto your truck long before you get that out of me.
Gets it back to the house, RHS neighbour moved his car onto my drive so i could use his as it was a better angle. LHS neighbour comes out in the morning and complained that the truck woke him up, and how it was inconsiderate. I point out at this point that I didn't exactly plan to have a meeting with a kerb, hence the term accident, and told him to go fish! Wanker!
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - Eeyore - 20-12-2012
(20-12-2012, 10:13 AM)r3k1355 Wrote: The rad cap's been removed and the temp sensor is unplugged?
I'd say the HG was f*cked well before you came along tbh.
yep seems dodgey as fook D:
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - Toms306 - 20-12-2012
(20-12-2012, 10:28 AM)Oil-burner Wrote: I went to fetch a car with H/G faliure with my mate to use as a donor.
Was about 14 miles back to his so took plenty of water with us.
In the end it took us
6 hours, 9 breakdowns, 12L of water and a police escort to get back! Lol
I remeber doing this with my 1.4 diablo before I did any 'proper' car work myself. Blown HG caused a 2" hole in the bottom rad hose at college.
Was towed home. Then needed it at the garage 2 miles away - they wanted £50 to truck it there!
So we just basically thought f*ck it I'll drive it. Fixed it with a bottle and some tape, filled it up and it started leaking before I left the drive. Pulled over every time it got to the red or the stop light came on - after 4 stops in the first mile of very careful driving I'd used all the water and it was coming out as quick as I filled it up. 
So filled it up one last time and ragged the f*ck out of it the next mile to the garage with half the dash lights on.
cwspellowe the car killer - THE_Liam - 20-12-2012
It's a Ford, what did you expect?
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - r3k1355 - 20-12-2012
It was a Kia?
cwspellowe the car killer - Jake - 20-12-2012
(20-12-2012, 04:10 PM)r3k1355 Wrote: It was a Kia?
"Ka"
RE: cwspellowe the car killer - r3k1355 - 20-12-2012
oh yea?!?!
I totally missed that.