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Help Wanted Pretty Please - Dum-Dum - 11-10-2012
Anyone got some fit (ish) single (ish) lady mates that live near me that are looking for a bloke whos 6ft 4in and 15 stone of pure awesome. Crazy ladies are fine but proper crazies need to be proper fit.
Im bored of singleness.
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - samass - 11-10-2012
306oc dating service, hooking up crazies since two thousand and twelve
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Niall - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:12 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Anyone got some fit (ish) single (ish) lady mates that live near me that are looking for a bloke whos 6ft 4in and 15 stone of pure awesome. Crazy ladies are fine but proper crazies need to be proper fit.
Im bored of singleness.
youve got my number darling!
(11-10-2012, 07:13 PM)samass Wrote: 306oc dating service, hooking up crazies since two thousand and twelve
errr 2011 mate!
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - samass - 11-10-2012
but i meant it as us starting the dating service now... in 2012... i swear im not retarded.
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Dum-Dum - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote: youve got my number darling!
I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Niall - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:19 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:(11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote: youve got my number darling!
I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
I can tuck it inbetween my legs if you like?
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - puglove - 11-10-2012
Plenty of guys on here that im sure would be more than willing to have you dum
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Scott - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:20 PM)Niall Wrote:Enough of that, I still have flashbacks of Sam's attempt(11-10-2012, 07:19 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:(11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote: youve got my number darling!
I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
I can tuck it inbetween my legs if you like?
Re: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Dan! - 11-10-2012
I know of a girl down London way who might be interested. Only thing is she has no eyes or hair - removed them both for lightness and weight distribution, you see....
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - samass - 11-10-2012
i was gunna say Scott, I can do that, might as well get a pro!
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Niall - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:22 PM)Scott Wrote:(11-10-2012, 07:20 PM)Niall Wrote:Enough of that, I still have flashbacks of Sam's attempt(11-10-2012, 07:19 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:(11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote: youve got my number darling!
I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
I can tuck it inbetween my legs if you like?
YOU have flashbacks? ive been having counciling from that nights events. What was seen, can not be unseen. its burned into my retinas
still need another night like that though!
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Dum-Dum - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)samass Wrote: i was gunna say Scott, I can do that, might as well get a pro!
Can you swing and catch or do you have to pull it through cos i can pull an awesome windmill to mangina move (freestyle handsfree FTW)
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Niall - 11-10-2012
And another sensible thread ruined by the OC trolls!
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - samass - 11-10-2012
depends on the weather. i can mostly swing and catch (and clap), but if its slightly chilly, it becomes more challenging
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - MrsMidnight - 11-10-2012
Threads like this can be scarring for people...
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - samass - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:28 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: Threads like this can be scarring for people...
you havent seen the half of it. i've had worse closed
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Dum-Dum - 11-10-2012
So does anyone actually have anything on topic and useful to add?
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - samass - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:32 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: So does anyone actually have anything on topic and useful to add?
have you read any of the threads in this forum?
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Dum-Dum - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:33 PM)samass Wrote: have you read any of the threads in this forum?
No ive always just posted blindly without reading anything, why?
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - samass - 11-10-2012
hahahah good answer!
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Niall - 11-10-2012
why not sign up to a dating site? you might get your end away and we can have a laugh looking at all birds that try and chat you up!
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Dum-Dum - 11-10-2012
Nah dating sites fail miserably for me.
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - cwspellowe - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:22 PM)Dan! Wrote: I know of a girl down London way who might be interested. Only thing is she has no eyes or hair - removed them both for lightness and weight distribution, you see....
She now gives 10% faster blowjobs?
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Fooby - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)Niall Wrote: still need another night like that though!
No, I dont.
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Niall - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 08:04 PM)Fooby Wrote:(11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)Niall Wrote: still need another night like that though!
No, I dont.
you have no choice in this matter.
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - c.gerrard - 11-10-2012
Well if you get really desperate the truth about Jonny came out last night, so he's available.....
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - THE_Liam - 11-10-2012
(11-10-2012, 08:04 PM)Fooby Wrote:(11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)Niall Wrote: still need another night like that though!
No, I dont.
Yeah you do. Your face doesn't like, but you do.
Dum, how far are you prepared to travel?
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - the milkman - 12-10-2012
Just got a bbm add of some girl in reading of all places!! Want me to hook you up for a christmas meet bang?
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - C.A.R. - 12-10-2012
Racking my brains but honestly can't think of anybody desperate enough.
Nawww just kidding dude. Mate of mine once signed up to a well-known dating website, within 2 weeks he had a Hungarian fitty back at his place - giggidy. Gotta be worth a shot? I remember being incredibly jealous of him haha!
RE: Help Wanted Pretty Please - Just Sean - 12-10-2012
reading this thread really wished i payed a bit extra and got a refundable room.....