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FAO Samass! - Toms306 - 09-09-2012
Your sig is massive!!
It's killing the loading time on my phone haha, no-one else seems to have commented on it though, not just me is it?
![[Image: samasssig.png]](http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy247/Toms306_photos/samasssig.png)
RE: FAO Samass! - Matt - 09-09-2012
Others have commented, but you just need to MTFU and wait slightly longer
RE: FAO Samass! - Toms306 - 09-09-2012
(09-09-2012, 09:36 AM)Matt Wrote: Others have commented, but you just need to MTFU and wait slightly longer
Oh...not in the threads I've read haha.
RE: FAO Samass! - Niall - 09-09-2012
hes making up for the size of other things......so im told
RE: FAO Samass! - Toms306 - 09-09-2012
Haha....from what I'd heard you wouldn't need to be told....
RE: FAO Samass! - Scott - 09-09-2012
Tom if you clear your browser cache it should solve it, I made some changes last night to automatically resize any images in signatures that are too large.
RE: FAO Samass! - Toms306 - 09-09-2012
Ummmm......how do I do that lol?
RE: FAO Samass! - Scott - 09-09-2012
Short solution would be to force reload without cache, you just have to press CTRL+F5. You could also change the theme you're using at the bottom of the page to the dark/blue (not sure which one you're using) and then change it back to your current one.
Failing that there is an option in the 'tools' menu in IE. If that still doesn't fix it then you need to use Chrome or Firefox as IE is crap and doesn't properly render some of the CSS which is used to resize the images.
RE: FAO Samass! - Toms306 - 09-09-2012
CTRL F5 worked, cheers Scott!
RE: FAO Samass! - Scott - 09-09-2012
Good stuff
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
Yep I know, it because I tried to resize it, but the only image editing software I have is the shit on photobucket, and that failed, so, I cba. Plus, I love whoring my car.
And as niall said, I'm compensating for the size of my small penis, ruan and Scott can vouch for this too.
RE: FAO Samass! - puglove - 09-09-2012
(09-09-2012, 09:40 AM)Niall Wrote: hes making up for the size of other things......so im told
I told you not to say anything Niall, FFS last time i tell you anything
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
how many people HAVENT seen my penis?
on a serious note, can someone do me a favour and resize it? i really cannot be f*cked.
RE: FAO Samass! - Scott - 09-09-2012
You don't need to, it's resized now automatically
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
i only get it scaled down 9%, to 872x343, thats still pretty big, innit?
RE: FAO Samass! - Niall - 09-09-2012
not a very accurate photo though is it? both sides are symmetrical in that photo
Jamie I couldnt help it! its on my mind so much lately....
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
dont worry, ill get a before and after one, wanna make it on your shiney new banana laptop?
RE: FAO Samass! - Niall - 09-09-2012
yeah go on then....need to learn Italian to use my copy of photoshop though lol
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
hahaha piiiiirate
text me your email, ill send some pics over
RE: FAO Samass! - Scott - 09-09-2012
(09-09-2012, 07:06 PM)samass Wrote: i only get it scaled down 9%, to 872x343, thats still pretty big, innit?As I said mate, you should refresh your browser (ctrl+f5) and that'll sort it. There shouldn't be a resize bar telling you what size it's been changed to, it will automatically change it to a max size of 200px I believe (I can't remember what I set it to)
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
ahhh yes. i saw that, just ignored you
damn you and your internet wizardy
RE: FAO Samass! - Skank_army - 09-09-2012
(09-09-2012, 06:43 PM)samass Wrote: how many people HAVENT seen my penis?
on a serious note, can someone do me a favour and resize it? i really cannot be f*cked.
Resize your penis? Hammer and chisel should do the job
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
just to take a bit off the tip eh?
RE: FAO Samass! - Skank_army - 09-09-2012
Yeah mate, girls *ahem* sorry, guys will never know.....
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
id better take some off the sides too then, dont want to end up with a choad
RE: FAO Samass! - Andy - 09-09-2012
You just need to chisel them warts off Sam.
Then you're sorted.
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
nah ive got some ointment for them. doctor said they aren't contagious and should be gone in a week
RE: FAO Samass! - Andy - 09-09-2012
Ahh that's not too bad then.
I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes and have a penis that looks like a twiglet.
RE: FAO Samass! - Niall - 09-09-2012
ah is that what they are on my stink bridge? whats your doctors name? he can provide me the same pills as you
RE: FAO Samass! - samass - 09-09-2012
yeah, sorry mate, should have said.
ive a trade size bucket of this cream, ill put some in a margarine pot for you