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Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Norledge - 14-08-2013
Picked up Scott's old HDi tonight for Ruan.
Left his in NW London at 11.
Only just got back. 3.15.
Guess why...
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Dum-Dum - 14-08-2013
Cos its french
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Jonny81191 - 14-08-2013
P0230.
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Poodle - 14-08-2013
You drive like my gran.
Re: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - vlj - 14-08-2013
Re: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - THE_Liam - 14-08-2013
Because you stopped for 2 hours in the services for a slow, gentle wank?
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Kimmie - 14-08-2013
What happened?
Re: RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - vlj - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 07:36 AM)Kimmie Wrote: What happened?
I'm guessing right foot happened
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Niall - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 07:36 AM)THE_Liam Wrote: Because you stopped for 2 hours in the services for a slow, gentle wank?
A what? i thought the only type of wank was a fast and furious one?
You stopped at a services and it wouldn't start again because the battery is nackered?
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Ruan - 14-08-2013
Mechanical sympathy of a brick. And road awareness skills of a toaster...
This was all after I was out the car, Stu was saying how much he loved it when I was in the car...
Re: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - vlj - 14-08-2013
I quote Ruan " Lol, I was fine, Stu got caught nailing it off a Roundabout by a police van... Then smashed off a boost hose on a speed bump... All after I was out the car might I add..."
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Piggy - 14-08-2013
I have always assumed the road awareness skills of a toaster were quite good, its the kettles you wana look out for
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Norledge - 14-08-2013
I was enjoying it.
Till I had the spanish inquisition from the po po. 55/56 in a 50. Why you on trade plates, where'd you get the car, whose car is it, where you going. That took up 45 minutes.
Get to Chipping Norton, stop off in a petrol station for some caffeine, scrape on the way out, think nothing of it. There's a diversion around the town, over the biggest speed bumps known to man - the minor boost leak turns into a complete boost leak.
Carry on out of Chipping Norton, Coal everywhere. Coming up the hill, drop a cog fuel cut kicks in. I try in vein to bump it, nothing.
Pull off, turn it off, leave it 5 mins, start it, nothing.
Leave it another 5 minutes start it, perfic.
Every down change, every hill, every roundabout, every junction - fuel cut. And not bumpable fuel cut, proper stop it and wait fuel cut.
FML.
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Kimmie - 14-08-2013
But it's these fun and games that make owning a 306 fun
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Piggy - 14-08-2013
have you ever driven a tuned diesel before??
and yeah mega fail in Chippy...you can get round without going over the speedhumps!
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Norledge - 14-08-2013
Wouldn't have had that problem with a VAG.
That'd have blown up before we got to the M40.
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Dum-Dum - 14-08-2013
Yeah the fuel cut is fun on the 3 plug ecus you actually have to stop to restart it. On the single plug you don't
Re: RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - THE_Liam - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:10 AM)Norledge Wrote: Wouldn't have had that problem with a VAG.
That'd have blown up before we got to the M40.
Yeah true, bits of dual mass flywheel and console bush everywhere!
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Piggy - 14-08-2013
or you would have had no issues at all until you fell asleep at the wheel from pure boredom
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Niall - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:26 AM)Piggy Wrote: or you would have had no issues at all until you fell asleep at the wheel from pure boredom
Or pass out from the repair bill from breakdown?
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Ruan - 14-08-2013
I've never seen Stu smile so much driving a 306... He was loving it...
And I know that deep down he has love for that car because it breaks down religiously, is low, there are numerous things wrong.. But that's why it's so epic!!!
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Toms306 - 14-08-2013
How do you break a boost hose on a speed bump?
All I ever break is splitters and undertrays!
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - ginge191 - 14-08-2013
Stu is a quality guy, was awesome meeting you yesterday!!! Literally, if anyone wants help from him, all he will provide is a size 13 foot; but it works!! Again roo, thanks so much!
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Niall - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:52 AM)Toms306 Wrote: How do you break a boost hose on a speed bump?
All I ever break is splitters and undertrays!
Vaughan worked his magic on fitting the FMIC and mounted one of the hoses to the floor so it wouldnt rattle against the sump then realised he actually needs to be able to move the car so just drove off and left it all dragging on the floor
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Niall - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:53 AM)ginge191 Wrote:
Again roo, thanks so much!
Do you want a shovel to dig your way up his arse any more?
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - ginge191 - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:55 AM)Niall Wrote:(14-08-2013, 08:53 AM)ginge191 Wrote:
Again roo, thanks so much!
Do you want a shovel to dig your way up his arse any more?
Sure, why not, he's got a sense of humour also
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Toms306 - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:54 AM)Niall Wrote:(14-08-2013, 08:52 AM)Toms306 Wrote: How do you break a boost hose on a speed bump?
All I ever break is splitters and undertrays!
Vaughan worked his magic on fitting the FMIC and mounted one of the hoses to the floor so it wouldnt rattle against the sump then realised he actually needs to be able to move the car so just drove off and left it all dragging on the floor
Ah, didn't realise it was FMIC'd....but that sounds like a pretty poor way of doing it!
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Niall - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:56 AM)ginge191 Wrote:(14-08-2013, 08:55 AM)Niall Wrote:(14-08-2013, 08:53 AM)ginge191 Wrote:
Again roo, thanks so much!
Do you want a shovel to dig your way up his arse any more?
Sure, why not, he's got a sense of humour also
Cool maybe you could borrow it from him for a while? lol
RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - Norledge - 14-08-2013
God I'm awesome. Love you too ginge xxx
Re: RE: Another reason for me to hate 306's. - vlj - 14-08-2013
(14-08-2013, 08:54 AM)Niall Wrote:(14-08-2013, 08:52 AM)Toms306 Wrote: How do you break a boost hose on a speed bump?
All I ever break is splitters and undertrays!
Vaughan worked his magic on fitting the FMIC and mounted one of the hoses to the floor so it wouldnt rattle against the sump then realised he actually needs to be able to move the car so just drove off and left it all dragging on the floor
Was the better way of doing it
