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Single life. - kentiiboii - 04-07-2012

Back with her ginge. Smile. As of yesterday Smile.

Cheers Kingy damn right can't live with them Smile


RE: Single life. - ginge191 - 04-07-2012

(04-07-2012, 01:32 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: Back with her ginge. Smile. As of yesterday Smile.

Cheers Kingy damn right can't live with them Smile

I hope you got at least a make'up blowie for this?!

Good going anyways mate Smile


Single life. - THE_Liam - 04-07-2012

(04-07-2012, 10:25 AM)Niall Wrote:
(04-07-2012, 08:12 AM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(04-07-2012, 08:04 AM)kentiiboii Wrote: Women can't f*cking live with them. And can't live without them!

Too true mate Dodgy

As for the stepdad, I get on with my lasses parents but they start interfering from time to time, with things like "Your selfish spending money on cars when you need a new bathroom". I nearly got in a fight with her stepdad because I told him it's f*ck all to do with him...

And I really don't wanna fight him, he was a sergeant in 2 Para, saw service in the Falklands and Northern Ireland and when he left the forces he spent 5 years fighting gypsies as a bouncer in Bradford. He could quite easily tear my head off Confused

Don't matter how big he is. Still stand up for your self and what you believe and give it some of he does try to give you a kicking.


My misses old man used to hate me big time and was always sticking his nose in trying to stop us from seeing each other. Think eventually he saw there was nothing he could do about it when Fiona turned round and told him to go and f*ck him self....I thought I was in for a kicking that night!

To be honest, that's not the only reason I wouldn't wanna fight Bob, it's also the fact that I'd class him as a mate, I spend most Fridays on the piss watching the rugby with him, and it would make things awkward for Gen if we fell out. Believe me though, if he went for me I'd give it all I had, I might be a fat c*nt with long hair but I can throw a few punches and run away like a boss lol


RE: Single life. - Niall - 04-07-2012

Tbh as stupid as this sounds Liam, sometimes a bloody good argument/kicking is needed to sort issues out! Don't ask me how that logic works but I know it's worked for me a few times!


Single life. - kentiiboii - 04-07-2012

Ginge I got the full works. Make up sex followed by blowie and she swallowed. Think she thought she owed me big time Wink.

You right arguments can make it better at times. Smile


RE: Single life. - Ben Jay - 05-07-2012

Right heres one for you guys


Theres this girl i met a few weeks ago.

We got off with each other at a party then i went to a bbq a couple of days later that she invited me to and she was snogging my face off then.

We have alot in common. The thing is she specificly said she doesnt want a relationship and she doesnt want to be my rebound girl. She also doesnt want any of the sexual stuff that goes with it!

i was texting her last week and they slowly slowed down until no text at all. She then tweeted randomly this "#idontlike guys who don't get a hint #ICantDateYou I want to be single!"

and hasnt spoke to me since.

I know she want to see the new spiderman film so should i message her asking if she wants to see it or not?


The thing is every girl i've ever tried it with i've got! This one doesnt want me and im going bloody nuts!


RE: Single life. - Niall - 05-07-2012

Tell her to go to see spiderman with you otherwise your going to spiderman her and her family whether she likes it or not.


RE: Single life. - Connor - 05-07-2012

Bum her.


RE: Single life. - MrsMidnight - 05-07-2012

Get a puppy. Bitches love puppies.


Single life. - kentiiboii - 05-07-2012

(05-07-2012, 03:19 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: Get a puppy. Bitches love puppies.

Bitches dig pussies.



Oh shit you mean puppies. Wink they work too. :p

Invite her. Make sure you say it's as friends. Then during the film shove you nob up her and gwen Stacey in the new spider man is absolutely fit!

Saw it last night great film. Smile

Serious note though Ben. Just ask her the take her for a mcflurry or something after and just see what happens. if she's says no. Then give me a call. Wink


RE: Single life. - Toms306 - 05-07-2012

I'm not sure if a 'mcflury' is a euphomism there. :?


Single life. - kentiiboii - 05-07-2012

Nope it purely mean a nice wet cold creamy mcflurry from mcdonnalds Smile always take the mrs for one she loves them. Smile


Single life. - THE_Liam - 05-07-2012

(05-07-2012, 02:22 PM)Ben Jay Wrote: Right heres one for you guys


Theres this girl i met a few weeks ago.

We got off with each other at a party then i went to a bbq a couple of days later that she invited me to and she was snogging my face off then.

We have alot in common. The thing is she specificly said she doesnt want a relationship and she doesnt want to be my rebound girl. She also doesnt want any of the sexual stuff that goes with it!

i was texting her last week and they slowly slowed down until no text at all. She then tweeted randomly this "#idontlike guys who don't get a hint #ICantDateYou I want to be single!"

and hasnt spoke to me since.

I know she want to see the new spiderman film so should i message her asking if she wants to see it or not?


The thing is every girl i've ever tried it with i've got! This one doesnt want me and im going bloody nuts!

She doesn't want a relationship OR sex... Am I missing something here?

Why bother?


RE: Single life. - Dum-Dum - 05-07-2012

(05-07-2012, 02:22 PM)Ben Jay Wrote: The thing is every girl i've ever tried it with i've got! This one doesnt want me and im going bloody nuts!

Know that feeling mate


If decided that if she dosent want me then im gonna respect her wishes and find someone more awesome.

When I was younger I would of kept chasing but it never leads to a decent LTR so why bother.


RE: Single life. - ginge191 - 05-07-2012

Benj are you mad? Cinema? Really..

She wants sex! Give it to her, leave it. Seems to me like you're giving her the impression you want to be her long time lover! If you do, don't chase it!


RE: Single life. - Toms306 - 05-07-2012

(05-07-2012, 03:58 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 02:22 PM)Ben Jay Wrote: Right heres one for you guys


Theres this girl i met a few weeks ago.

We got off with each other at a party then i went to a bbq a couple of days later that she invited me to and she was snogging my face off then.

We have alot in common. The thing is she specificly said she doesnt want a relationship and she doesnt want to be my rebound girl. She also doesnt want any of the sexual stuff that goes with it!

i was texting her last week and they slowly slowed down until no text at all. She then tweeted randomly this "#idontlike guys who don't get a hint #ICantDateYou I want to be single!"

and hasnt spoke to me since.

I know she want to see the new spiderman film so should i message her asking if she wants to see it or not?


The thing is every girl i've ever tried it with i've got! This one doesnt want me and im going bloody nuts!

She doesn't want a relationship OR sex... Am I missing something here?

Why bother?

She sounds ideal to me! Tongue


RE: Single life. - sweeney1987 - 05-07-2012

(05-07-2012, 02:22 PM)Ben Jay Wrote: Right heres one for you guys


Theres this girl i met a few weeks ago.

We got off with each other at a party then i went to a bbq a couple of days later that she invited me to and she was snogging my face off then.

We have alot in common. The thing is she specificly said she doesnt want a relationship and she doesnt want to be my rebound girl. She also doesnt want any of the sexual stuff that goes with it!

i was texting her last week and they slowly slowed down until no text at all. She then tweeted randomly this "#idontlike guys who don't get a hint #ICantDateYou I want to be single!"

and hasnt spoke to me since.

I know she want to see the new spiderman film so should i message her asking if she wants to see it or not?


The thing is every girl i've ever tried it with i've got! This one doesnt want me and im going bloody nuts!
So what does she want exactly?

Dont invite her out on dates to the cinema ffs!!
thatll sure scare her off!

Text her "I'm Horny, Fancy meeting up?"

If she responds ya get the roide, if not move on to the next


RE: Single life. - MrsMidnight - 06-07-2012

Inform her about how you long for her whispering eye...


RE: Single life. - CJ_Derv - 06-07-2012

(06-07-2012, 07:49 AM)MrsMidnight Wrote: Inform her about how you long for her whispering eye...

^^^ this followed by ripping her clothes off haha,

And for the record CJ is soon to be no longer single haha


RE: Single life. - Ben Jay - 06-07-2012

(05-07-2012, 05:43 PM)ginge191 Wrote: Benj are you mad? Cinema? Really..

She wants sex! Give it to her, leave it. Seems to me like you're giving her the impression you want to be her long time lover! If you do, don't chase it!

She doesn't want that. I tried when I first met her, she didn't go for it.

The main thing is just I needed to vent. Like I said the reason I'm going crazy is she doesn't want me! But I'll move on maybe try it with her again in a week or so lol


RE: Single life. - Eeyore - 08-07-2012

this is my life...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5iZVkbODgg