(21-08-2012, 06:33 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote: Nah it aint the same anyway...Nommie's got better tits than her so I'll just hold out for those puppies instead

.....Still ain't sharing a number though

(21-08-2012, 04:24 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Procta - you sure that she's only textin you when she's bored and not when her fella is out? Seen it before and been played a couple of times myself - sorry to put a damper on things but doesn't sound right to me.

(21-08-2012, 06:13 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote:

(21-08-2012, 04:28 AM)procta Wrote: nice one muttley, to see a lads luck change with women! sadly its not going well at all with me, i have been txting a lass for nearly 2 months, met her on a night out when i was out with a mate at work. sad thing is i think she only repies and txts me when shes bord. i have tried to ask her if she wants to meet up, all i get is no reply on that,
she says iam nice, but i have heard that before loads of times!
i think i will tell her no point in keeping the txting game if nothings gonna come out of it.

I don't see it that my luck's changed at all mate, still lonely just have a really beautiful friend with a personality much like my own. I have a female very much like you described we did used to work together then she quit but gave me her number which was awesome. Every now and again she'll send me a text telling me that she really likes me and would love to be with me etc so I send her one back "So why did you say no when I did ask?" then she'll go into great detail about how she's "Still in love with dan" (her old boss!) and that she's waiting for him "to decide whether he actually wants me" and then a month will pass and she's still single but still shagging this bloke. Then she'll send me another message "I really want you right now so f*cking horny!" try to arrange it "Oh I've got plans now"

She still regularly sends me naked pictures of herself saying that she's lost weight again (she's slim anyway) the last one I got from her was "I want you, if you will have me you can have all of this". Thought to myself "Righto, here's my chance to shine" so I send her a text back. "Sorry you had plenty of chances. You didn't take them so for now I'm done"

Still f*cking begging me to take her out, I'm lucky if I get less than 20 text messages a day begging me to go out with her

(23-08-2012, 09:51 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote: And the one I do want, she's a lady garden...she's made me feel all weird as she was flirting with me on facebook chat and I was flirting back...turned out I was flirting with a gay man

(23-08-2012, 09:35 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote: she's going out with someone now, a female...f*cking gutted

(23-08-2012, 11:01 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Smash them both!!

(23-08-2012, 11:23 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Maybe you should give the females a miss and go for the gay man that has the hits for you - you may have more luck

(23-08-2012, 11:32 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote:

(23-08-2012, 11:23 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Maybe you should give the females a miss and go for the gay man that has the hits for you - you may have more luck

Love you too ash

Let yourself right in for that fucker there

(24-08-2012, 12:49 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Sorry flower - you're just not my type!!

(24-08-2012, 02:10 AM)samass Wrote: Isn't the problem that no ones f*cking you?


As per, couldn't resist

(20-08-2012, 11:12 AM)samass Wrote: "like the expert"??

Pulease, I wrote the book!

(24-08-2012, 01:32 AM)InkedMuttley Wrote:

(24-08-2012, 12:49 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Sorry flower - you're just not my type!!

Funnily enough you're not mine either you don't have tits and a twat...Oh wait you've got the twat (No offence Kentiiboii!)



Why do I want to insult random people tonight lol this is not f*cking me!!!

(24-08-2012, 08:28 AM)Kimmie Wrote: You won't like this, but I have to say that I think she was leading you on. There's a girl we know who completely f*cked our friend over like this. Would be really flirty with him, hang out with him all the time, say she really liked him. Even got him to give a massage once (topless), then massively cock blocked afterwards. She just wanted the attention, like the way he treated her but didn't want anything more.

Think you're better off moving on, hard as that may be. Leave them to it. Unless of course you can get in on the action with the two of them

Also, I understand the whole 'I don't want to be single' thing, but all you're doing is setting yourself up for heartbreak. You're so desperate for the company and a relationship, that you're rushing into to things, and seeing every girl as a potential rather than thinking it through. You need to take a step back and think about what it is you want, and learn to be happy with how you are at the moment. Then, when you're not looking so hard, someone amazing will come along and sweep you off your feet. But right now you're screwing yourself over. Sorry if that sounds harsh/insulting, it's not meant to, but it's how I see this situation.

(24-08-2012, 03:57 PM)Niall Wrote: Don't completely chuck your chances though by being rude and not talking to her at work. Just because she's basically said no should change how good friends you are.

(23-08-2012, 11:19 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote:

(23-08-2012, 11:01 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Smash them both!!

Don't think it's gunna work like that mate!

And yeh I knew she was bi but all of a sudden she don't want a relationship and then *BANG* is in a relationship...Fun shiz to say the least just dunno whether I'm f*cking wasting my time completely on the female species...honestly don't think I can take much more of them full stop when you're without them they seem nigh on impossible to f*cking gauge and then when you are with them they are in a f*cking miserable place all the time because they're bitching that you have spent so long with a mate or something so instantly "Something's going on isn't it!"

Again, breakdown in 3...2...1.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Come on lads tell me what the f*ck I'm doing wrong as I always seem to end up falling in love with the f*cking headcases! (I'm a headcase myself so I can be excused from that remark )

(24-08-2012, 08:28 AM)Kimmie Wrote: You won't like this, but I have to say that I think she was leading you on. There's a girl we know who completely f*cked our friend over like this. Would be really flirty with him, hang out with him all the time, say she really liked him. Even got him to give a massage once (topless), then massively cock blocked afterwards. She just wanted the attention, like the way he treated her but didn't want anything more.

Think you're better off moving on, hard as that may be. Leave them to it. Unless of course you can get in on the action with the two of them

Also, I understand the whole 'I don't want to be single' thing, but all you're doing is setting yourself up for heartbreak. You're so desperate for the company and a relationship, that you're rushing into to things, and seeing every girl as a potential rather than thinking it through. You need to take a step back and think about what it is you want, and learn to be happy with how you are at the moment. Then, when you're not looking so hard, someone amazing will come along and sweep you off your feet. But right now you're screwing yourself over. Sorry if that sounds harsh/insulting, it's not meant to, but it's how I see this situation.