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RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
Probably not....?
RE: It's the end of the world.... - puglove - 21-12-2012
Then i dont wona know! That kabab cost me £7 i dont want to have to spend another £7
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
Your loss dude...
RE: It's the end of the world.... - CJ_Derv - 21-12-2012
Hahaha this forum never fails to make me piss myself haha
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Matt - 21-12-2012
Whatsapp combo was epic hahaha. And cj please never become a zombie. You'd be one of those hench boss man zombies in resident evil
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
Meh f*ck weapons give a few crates of Stella!! We all know zombies don't drink!! And I'll head butt the shit out em one by one!! Ooh ooh can I turn one of my dogs into a zombie dog? Always wanted one of them
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Matt - 21-12-2012
If its kept in a cage sure. f*ck getting ravished by a zombie dog
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
Why would you want a zombie doggy?? And you lots call me weird...
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
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Actually can I have 2, my 2 boys that would do!!!
And Sam why wouldn't you want zombie dogs?
On a plus note it would save on dog food these f*ckers eat a 30 kg a week, and I don't think my man would deliver in the event of a zombie apocolypse
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
But they won't remember you, they'll just see you as a big old bag of beef jerky!
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
Didn't you see the true story Shaun of the dead!!!!
He kept his mate at the end, he is still sat in the shed playing ps2!! Fact
They might try and have the occasional nibble but hey ho it's worth it
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
Hmm. Good point. Ok, you can bring your zombie dogs to my country retreat
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
Many thanks!! got to have zombie dogs to guard the tomato plants as zombies don't like tomatoes! They could feed on the pesky human scum that try to steal them
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
You have balls, I like balls...
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
I have chocolate salty balls!!!
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Andy - 21-12-2012
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RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
You love my spam.
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Matt - 21-12-2012
I'd happily spend my zombie days locked in a shed playing ps2. I mean.... That's what I do anyway....
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Curt - 21-12-2012
So watching Shaun of the Dead right now.
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
And you wouldnt lose any intelligence either!
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Matt - 21-12-2012
Exactly!! Can't get any more stooopid.
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
I best get my tinfoil hat out that way the zombies won't be able to detect my awesome brainpower
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
Haha silly old man, getting zombies mixed up with aliens!
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Matt - 21-12-2012
They like shiny things. You'd be f*cked with a tinfoil hat
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
Oi it works for all brain detection!!
Whether zombies or aliens duh!!!
Don't you know nufink?
(21-12-2012, 03:05 PM)Matt Wrote: They like shiny things. You'd be f*cked with a tinfoil hat
Tut tut matts showing his brainpower again that's magpies!!! Retard
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
All zombies do is smell and hear tho, they can't think!
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
But they eat brains the tin foil stops them smelling the brain
RE: It's the end of the world.... - Andy - 21-12-2012
The Plan
RE: It's the end of the world.... - samass - 21-12-2012
(21-12-2012, 03:09 PM)Jonny b Wrote: But they eat brains the tin foil stops them smelling the brain
That's why you stop showering and cover yourself in zombie innards
It's the end of the world.... - Jonny b - 21-12-2012
The only thing I would cover myself in is chocolate sauce!! But then I don't know who I would be in danger from most!! Samass or the zombies