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RE: So yeh im single again:( - Scott - 05-08-2012
I smell a sitcom!
/family guy
Also that's pretty epic. Although I wouldn't consider a 19 year old a milf to be honest...some people may disagree as she has a child and is therefore a mother. Still, her mum might well be a milf
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Andy - 05-08-2012
Well she's a mum I do like to f*ck
Her mum is now a GILF so yeah
I'll try and steer clear of anything like that haha
So yeh im single again:( - ash240970 - 06-08-2012
(05-08-2012, 10:49 PM)Andy Wrote: Well she's a mum I do like to f*ck
Her mum is now a GILF so yeah
I'll try and steer clear of anything like that haha
Mother and daughter = sportsmans double but it has to be both together.
So yeh im single again:( - THE_Liam - 06-08-2012
(05-08-2012, 10:24 PM)Andy Wrote: Had a 19 year old who has a kid...
Best bit is I've also had her mum in the sense of done everything but actually hid the sausage, yes you read right... Me a 20 year old getting a blower and more off a 37 year old GILF. And she is niiiice. Hardest part is neither know I'm tapping the other... WINNING.
Yeah I'm quite good at getting what I want
Nice work mate, in my experience older women are f*cking filthy
Bet she turns out to be a far better f*ck than the daughter too
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Andy - 06-08-2012
My next step is indeed to get them both together. But this is most Definatley going to be a hard task.
Yes mother is better at a few things. Like looking for one.
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Tom - 06-08-2012
(05-08-2012, 10:24 PM)Andy Wrote: Man, don't let it get to you like that. Never let getting with another bird make you feel shit or it will make the healing process just that little bit longer.
Right well seeing as its your thread...
Since my ex I have:
Slept with some new castle bird the night of pugfest and didn't even get her name
Had a 19 year old who has a kid...
Best bit is I've also had her mum in the sense of done everything but actually hid the sausage, yes you read right... Me a 20 year old getting a blower and more off a 37 year old GILF. And she is niiiice. Hardest part is neither know I'm tapping the other... WINNING.
Yeah I'm quite good at getting what I want
Well that has cheered me up to no end haha you definately are winnning right there!
RE: So yeh im single again:( - C.A.R. - 06-08-2012
Always feels like shit first of all, we've all been there!
I realised today that my bank debit card pin number was that of my ex girlfriend. I realised because it's todays date.
Don't worry guys; I've since changed it
So yeh im single again:( - kentiiboii - 06-08-2012
Dom Dom dommmmm.
Breaking news. I've just joined back into the club. Mrs decided because it was a rather shellfish idea of me to have a weekend with my friends paintballing, drinking, sobering up then MFN. That I'm a very selfish boyfriend because she was working all weekend and I've booked the whole week of work. So it wasn't working again. But f*ck it. As always was great at first then went down Again. Shame though 3 years on Wednesday :p
RE: So yeh im single again:( - kernow_joe - 06-08-2012
hmm well I spent the weekend getting back with 2 previous girlfriends whoops
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Andy - 06-08-2012
So it would seem oc has some dirty bastards aswell as gays like samass & niall who like to stealth bum everyone
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Scott - 06-08-2012
Dude did you not see the last page? There was nothing stealthy about it!
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Andy - 06-08-2012
(06-08-2012, 04:12 PM)Scott Wrote: Dude did you not see the last page? There was nothing stealthy about it!
That's very true actually, its getting to a point where even the stealth bum victims ar joining in.
RE: So yeh im single again:( - samass - 07-08-2012
bitches be crazy.
that's why i like men.
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Tom - 07-08-2012
Us men seem so simple compared to women :/ Anyway im texting her mum now
She put alot of kisses so i think shes keen.. pretty milfy too 
May aswell try my luck ;D
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Toms306 - 07-08-2012
The problem with turning gay is having to use your exit hole as an entrance.............oh and if you gag brushing your wisdom teeth, you've got no chance!
So I'm told anyway.
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Tom - 07-08-2012
I gag when i brush my teeth sometimes lol small world haha
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Andy - 08-08-2012
Uhhhh, ergh.
Well so it would seem its slowing down a bit.
Aleady feeling like I need some actual love
Damn I'm getting too old.
I think I've decided I do not like being single.
RE: So yeh im single again:( - CJ_Derv - 08-08-2012
Shit happens get over it it on to the next one until you find the one!!
Trust me you know when youve found the one i do and just had a belter this weekend with her at USC with some off here just dont let it get you down keep ya chin up and get out there lad!!!
And Dum Dum has a lotta love to give haha
CJ
RE: So yeh im single again:( - procta - 17-08-2012
iam thinking on pulling the plug on a lass iam txting at the min, as its not really going anywhere sadly. i think she either txts or replies to me if shes bord. she said iam nice but i have heard that before, been trying to sort a date out with her i get no responce but then she says she wants to meet up still
why the hell do i seem to attract or go for the time wasters? i have to be doing something wrong somewhere.
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Tom - 17-08-2012
(17-08-2012, 06:21 PM)procta Wrote: iam thinking on pulling the plug on a lass iam txting at the min, as its not really going anywhere sadly. i think she either txts or replies to me if shes bord. she said iam nice but i have heard that before, been trying to sort a date out with her i get no responce but then she says she wants to meet up still
why the hell do i seem to attract or go for the time wasters? i have to be doing something wrong somewhere.
You'll find a good one soon pal.. we all know the feeling.. its wank
So yeh im single again:( - kentiiboii - 17-08-2012
It's shit dude. One I've been texting says she's interested but doesn't seem it. Other I met her a while ago on holiday best week ever! She's from brum so the sexiest accent ever! But just found out she has 2 kids.
RE: So yeh im single again:( - procta - 18-08-2012
(17-08-2012, 08:14 PM)tomw1123 Wrote:(17-08-2012, 06:21 PM)procta Wrote: iam thinking on pulling the plug on a lass iam txting at the min, as its not really going anywhere sadly. i think she either txts or replies to me if shes bord. she said iam nice but i have heard that before, been trying to sort a date out with her i get no responce but then she says she wants to meet up still
why the hell do i seem to attract or go for the time wasters? i have to be doing something wrong somewhere.
You'll find a good one soon pal.. we all know the feeling.. its wank
i hope so as i have lost count on the amount of time wasters
(17-08-2012, 08:57 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: It's shit dude. One I've been texting says she's interested but doesn't seem it. Other I met her a while ago on holiday best week ever! She's from brum so the sexiest accent ever! But just found out she has 2 kids.
i have been txting her for over 2 months, i thought take things nice and slow etc. if something was going to happen it would have done by now.
So yeh im single again:( - kentiiboii - 18-08-2012
It's sometimes it's best to be blunt. Just go straight for it. Say are you interested in me if so lets go out and give her a day time and place
harder for her to say no then . If all else fails have a drive up here and take me out dude
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Connor - 18-08-2012
Thought t'north was full of slags?
So yeh im single again:( - THE_Liam - 18-08-2012
(18-08-2012, 07:16 AM)Connor Wrote: Thought t'north was full of win?
It is mate
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Connor - 18-08-2012
Since when did win=herpes?
So yeh im single again:( - THE_Liam - 18-08-2012
(18-08-2012, 12:41 PM)Connor Wrote: Since when did win=herpes?
Because at least herpes means you've had sex...
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Tom - 18-08-2012
(18-08-2012, 12:41 PM)Connor Wrote: Since when did win=herpes?
Hahahahahahahahahaha..
RE: So yeh im single again:( - Matt - 18-08-2012
Okay scratch what I said before.
Immfucking living life!!
So yeh im single again:( - kentiiboii - 18-08-2012
(18-08-2012, 02:55 PM)Matt Wrote: Okay scratch what I said before.
Immfucking living life!!
I like to think I am but I'm most probably am not! But I'm rather happy!