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Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - mark_airey - 08-04-2012

I have felt this from the start TBH Phill, I have still tried to be helpful and look where that is getting me! lol

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Toms306 - 08-04-2012

Not being funny, but I don't think he is trolling, I think he genuinely has no idea about this lol......which is why he shouldn't be touching it imo.

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - mark_airey - 08-04-2012

Toms306 Wrote:Not being funny, but I don't think he is trolling, I think he genuinely has no idea about this lol......which is why he shouldn't be touching it imo.

Yeah we said that too, maybe if we repeat it 20 time he will still ignore us lmao

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - 4WayDiablo - 08-04-2012

I'm with you on that one markyboo

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Jacko - 08-04-2012

Haha, that's just epic reading! Has he got stuck in the inter-webs?

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Toby - 08-04-2012

Jacko Wrote:Haha, that's just epic reading! Has he got stuck in the inter-webs?

Unrelated image ninja

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Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - sexystu1987 - 08-04-2012

ginge191 wats ur email an il send u sum picts

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Toby - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:ginge191 wats ur email an il send u sum picts

Some..... Shexy pics? :ugeek:

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - 4WayDiablo - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:ginge191 wats ur email an il send u sum picts
just upload them to the forum
or send them to me "fear-held-dear@hotmail.co.uk" and ill upload them

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - ginge191 - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:ginge191 wats ur email an il send u sum picts

yeh i'll give you my email... its.... NO

just upload them onto http://imgur.com/ and let the forum help you...

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Jacko - 08-04-2012

*awaits fail image*

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Toby - 08-04-2012

Jacko Wrote:*awaits fail image*

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Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - mark_airey - 08-04-2012

Popcorn

you can upload them straight to the forum, why do you need to e-mail them?

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - 4WayDiablo - 08-04-2012

^^^ lmao hahaha lol

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - sexystu1987 - 08-04-2012

because every 1 on ere seem to br takin the piss and i dnt no wat the fuk im lookin for on my car

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - 4WayDiablo - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:because every 1 on ere seem to br takin the piss and i dnt no wat the fuk im lookin for on my car
we have said so many times, boost leak...

check all pipes from turbo to inlet on the head

fuelling issues
read the guide

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Toby - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:because every 1 on ere seem to br takin the piss and i dnt no wat the fuk im lookin for on my car

Come again?

You have had loads of useful advice from several members on here who have been happy to put up with your lack of grammar, your inability to create your own topic, and your continual refusal to post relevant pictures or other information.

Don't be so ungrateful, try reading the responses which have been given and go figure it out.

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - mark_airey - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:because every 1 on ere seem to br takin the piss and i dnt no wat the fuk im lookin for on my car

Because we have answered you a million times and you don't seem to have a clue, as we all said in the other thread, you don't come across as being confident enough to actually follow any advice and fix the problem so for this reason it would probably be better to take it to someone who knows what they are doing!

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - 4WayDiablo - 08-04-2012

again, where abouts are you based?

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Toms306 - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:because every 1 on ere seem to br takin the piss and i dnt no wat the fuk im lookin for on my car

Seriously Stu, if you don't know what you're looking at (find the turbo and follow the pipes maybe?) Then I doubt your be able to fix it....do you have any mechanic mates that can help you out?

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - 4WayDiablo - 08-04-2012

Toms306 Wrote:
sexystu1987 Wrote:because every 1 on ere seem to br takin the piss and i dnt no wat the fuk im lookin for on my car

Seriously Stu, if you don't know what you're looking at (find the turbo and follow the pipes maybe?) Then I doubt your be able to fix it....do you have any mechanic mates that can help you out?
clearly not as they tell him its the "booster" :oops:

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Jacko - 08-04-2012

they might think it's one of them electric chargers!

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - mark_airey - 08-04-2012

Jacko Wrote:they might think it's one of them electric chargers!

they ain't no booster, they are a restriction to the intake and loose power lmao

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Jacko - 08-04-2012

'apparently' they increase HP by 5-10% Wink lol

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - londondan86 - 08-04-2012

This is a thread of fail and win all ath the same time. Really havnt laughed like this for a while, cheers Stu!!!!

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This is what you should see under the bonnet (assuming its not in fact a 1.4 TU). The big radiator thing on the top is th intercooler, check the GOD DAMN pipes coming off it!!!

Again, do you have a boost gauge FFS?

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - sexystu1987 - 08-04-2012

na i dnt have a boost fited and its never up hill juat on a straight

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - 4WayDiablo - 08-04-2012

sexystu1987 Wrote:na i dnt have a boost fited and its never up hill juat on a straight
What?!?!
So you don't have a boost gauge ?
And it only smokes on a straight and not uphill?

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - mark_airey - 08-04-2012

Popcorn

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - ginge191 - 08-04-2012

mark_airey Wrote:Popcorn

i actually have a chocolate egg - time to ruin this thread as this troll needs to go back under his bridge?

Anyone up for forum hangman?? Popcorn

Re: so..... oil leak and turbo failure....... - Jacko - 08-04-2012

ginge191 Wrote:Anyone up for forum hangman?? Popcorn

New game?