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RE: My car the fanny magnet - Ruan - 02-01-2013
LOL at the man thighs and calves....
And Chris - she has a bigger wang than you...
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Dum-Dum - 02-01-2013
OK so shes a bit fat and has big thighs. I know loads of birds with big thighs from horse riding.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Ruan - 02-01-2013
There's a difference:
![[Image: 4269272-woman-s-legs.jpg]](http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/vitra123/vitra1230902/vitra123090200053/4269272-woman-s-legs.jpg)
Womans Legs ^^^
![[Image: depositphotos_3914784-Muscular-male-calves.jpg]](http://static4.depositphotos.com/1023099/391/i/950/depositphotos_3914784-Muscular-male-calves.jpg)
Blokes legs...
I'm going to go that she has blokes legs..
RE: My car the fanny magnet - cwspellowe - 02-01-2013
Yeah Chris but she's a man. I know loads of men with man legs.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Mattcheese31 - 02-01-2013
yeah that's a geeza . . .
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Dum-Dum - 02-01-2013
Meh, I cant be picky right now, I still would.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Tom - 02-01-2013
Christ.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Niall - 02-01-2013
(02-01-2013, 06:52 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Meh, I cant be picky right now, I still would.
Dude seriously? He/she/it is a complete mess. I think id rather hire a hooker than try and take that home!
RE: My car the fanny magnet - MrsMidnight - 02-01-2013
Oh dear... Why would you even.... D:
RE: My car the fanny magnet - bigcheez2k3 - 02-01-2013
I personally don't think that's a bloke :?
Would, if there is a vajayjay. Want to cross 'dirty chav' off my list.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Ruan - 02-01-2013
(02-01-2013, 11:17 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: I personally think that's a bloke :?
Would, if there is a vajayjay/bumhole. Want to cross 'f*cking a bloke' off my list.
EFA.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - bigcheez2k3 - 02-01-2013
(02-01-2013, 11:40 PM)Ruan Wrote:(02-01-2013, 11:17 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: I personally think that's a bloke :?
Would, if there is a vajayjay/bumhole. Want to cross 'f*cking a bloke' off my list.
EFA.
dickActually had to check the first line of my post to make sure I didn't make a mistake
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Scott - 03-01-2013
At least they're making sure it's all tucked in
![[Image: 269958_278193278967097_404916243_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/269958_278193278967097_404916243_n.jpg)
RE: My car the fanny magnet - c.gerrard - 03-01-2013
At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?
My car the fanny magnet - Jonny b - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?
Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Ruan - 03-01-2013
Literally bloke legs like nothing else... Big calves are the give away, and it just looks like a bloke trying to do a typical birds pose...
![[Image: butt.jpg]](http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l598/xXChinchXx/butt.jpg)
Lady ^
LLLAAAADYYYY! ^
RE: My car the fanny magnet - MrsMidnight - 03-01-2013
It's covered in a years supply of fake tan and slap...
RE: My car the fanny magnet - cwspellowe - 03-01-2013
In pure Boris mode there Scott?
tap tap tap "enhance"
![[Image: tranny1.jpg]](http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m481/martypellowe/tranny1.jpg)
tap tap tap "enhance"
![[Image: tranny2.jpg]](http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m481/martypellowe/tranny2.jpg)
tap tap tap "enhance"
![[Image: tranny3.jpg]](http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m481/martypellowe/tranny3.jpg)
...
![[Image: boris1.jpg]](http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m481/martypellowe/boris1.jpg)
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Scott - 03-01-2013
Ruan I hope that first photo isn't just one of those photos like where Cully posted some 'cleavage' that turned out to be something completely different when you zoom out.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Pete - 03-01-2013
![[Image: fullTVC020904202717PIC.jpg]](http://www.visit4ads.com/sitecontent/LG/fullTVC020904202717PIC.jpg)
Think Mr. Pellowe has confirmed things lol, But even if it was lady I'd pass cheers!
RE: My car the fanny magnet - c.gerrard - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?
Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer
But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....
RE: My car the fanny magnet - cwspellowe - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:22 AM)c.gerrard Wrote:(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?
Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer
But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....
If I were johnny i'd be concerned about working on that track car with you from now on...
You're bigger than him. He hasn't got much chance.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - rocker8742 - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:22 AM)c.gerrard Wrote:(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?
Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer
But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....
But whos receiving makes the difference
RE: My car the fanny magnet - c.gerrard - 03-01-2013
Well after working on the car it made sense to share a shower you know? Saving water and the planet.... It's kind of blossomed from there.
He's my bitch.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Jonny81191 - 03-01-2013
I think at this point I should make clear that Carl is SO desperate, he'll f*ck anything that moves. And some things that don't.
He also has a seriously strange taste in girls. Like some 3's and 4's that he'll drool over and the solid 8 that he refused to acknowledge as scuff the other week..
RE: My car the fanny magnet - rocker8742 - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 12:52 AM)Jonny81191 Wrote: I think at this point I should make clear that Carl is SO desperate, he'll f*ck anything that moves. And some things that don't.
He also has a seriously strange taste in girls. Like some 3's and 4's that he'll drool over and the solid 8 that he refused to acknowledge as scuff the other week..
Is he trying to secretly come out as his other 'personality' shown here?
RE: My car the fanny magnet - samass - 03-01-2013
this is grim. even for me.
RE: My car the fanny magnet - the milkman - 03-01-2013
Get me pissed I'd go anal and probs forget it anyway knowing my history
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Toms306 - 03-01-2013
Well, I'm confused as to what's male or female now....
RE: My car the fanny magnet - Eeyore - 03-01-2013
(03-01-2013, 01:08 AM)samass Wrote: this is grim. even for me.
this was the last thing I expected!