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RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 10:49 PM)Niall Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:48 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 10:44 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What happens when you block an exhaust vent???
Pretty sure things stop working.
You lose my northern friend.
Damn you. Damn you and your Jedi logic.
A southerner would of just welded a piece of mesh over the exhaust ports. Northerner....no...block it up! "ey up lad, t' deathstar aint working"
"F*ck t' deathstar! Just nut t' c*nt!
(23-10-2012, 10:51 PM)Grant Wrote: Fact of the day.
There was no such thing as a Yorkshireman until a scottsman f*cked a pig.
And there was no such thing as a southerner until a Londoner f*cked a sheep...
RE: OMG!!! - Grant - 23-10-2012
That my dear friend is the welsh.
Northern fool
RE: OMG!!! - Scott - 23-10-2012
Oh dear what is this thread.
RE: OMG!!! - Niall - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:04 PM)Scott Wrote: Oh dear what is this thread.
heroric? oh and scott, change limas title!
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:02 PM)Grant Wrote: That my dear friend is the welsh.
Northern fool
You mean "Naaawthen faaawwwll"?
You talk like Julian Clary on gay pills!
(23-10-2012, 11:05 PM)Niall Wrote:(23-10-2012, 11:04 PM)Scott Wrote: Oh dear what is this thread.
heroric?
Yes. Misspelt, but still yes.
RE: OMG!!! - Grant - 23-10-2012
Not sure you could hear me through the roar of disorganised crime and stabbing.
Perhaps the air is too thin that far away from earth?
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:14 PM)Grant Wrote: Not sure you could hear me through the roar of disorganised crime and stabbing.
Perhaps the air is too thin that far away from earth?
Tis your neck of the woods that has all the stabbing and crime my cock-loving friend
We just have cheap everything and fresh air...
RE: OMG!!! - Grant - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:16 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 11:14 PM)Grant Wrote: Not sure you could hear me through the roar of disorganised crime and stabbing.
Perhaps the air is too thin that far away from earth?
Tis your neck of the woods that has all the stabbing and crime my cock-loving friend
We just have cheap women smelling fresh with lots of hair...
dafuq?
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:20 PM)Grant Wrote:(23-10-2012, 11:16 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(23-10-2012, 11:14 PM)Grant Wrote: Not sure you could hear me through the roar of disorganised crime and stabbing.
Perhaps the air is too thin that far away from earth?
Tis your neck of the woods that has all the stabbing and crime my cock-loving friend
We just have cheap women smelling fresh with lots of hair...
dafuq?
Weak
The force is weak in this one...
RE: OMG!!! - Mattcheese31 - 23-10-2012
narr then . . can we not all jus ger erlong? .. . .
RE: OMG!!! - Rippthrough - 23-10-2012
We don't need the death star, we'll just fetch some proper beer down and watch you all sniff daisy's.
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:25 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: narr then . . can we not all jus ger erlong? .. . .
(23-10-2012, 11:27 PM)Rippthrough Wrote: We don't need the death star, we'll just fetch some proper beer down and watch you all sniff daisy's.
Reinforcements have arrived!
RE: OMG!!! - Grant - 23-10-2012
Reinforcements?!
Ah, must be clocking off time at the mine...
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:30 PM)Grant Wrote: Reinforcements?!
Ah, must be clocking off time at the mine...
Mill actually...
Might have to go back, I hear there's trouble at t' mill
RE: OMG!!! - Grant - 23-10-2012
love it!
even t'internet knows et'drill
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Northerner
Quote:An unintelligent individual who is usually spotted wearing Adidas and Le Coq Sportif tracksuits in an order to be perceived as "Trendy". Often found rifling through bins for food, they are the lowest form of scum, after Australians.
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 23-10-2012
Bloody southerners seeing the world through the internet. I know you can't go outside because you'll get stabbed, shot or have to pay the congestion charge but at least crack a window mate...
RE: OMG!!! - Scott - 23-10-2012
(23-10-2012, 11:39 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: or have to pay the congestion charge
I don't think when Grant actually reads this thread he'll be too happy...
RE: OMG!!! - Mattcheese31 - 23-10-2012
. . . . . . . .
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=southener
OMG!!! - kentiiboii - 24-10-2012
This is 1 way to keep ya self entertained at 5 in the morning!!!
1. Cheesey chips are amazing!!!
2. Susan Boyal?... Matt stop bringing your mother into this?
3. Ruby is a excuse for a bunch of gay man to jump, pile and fondle each other in the middle of a group of people!!!!
So f*ck you all I'm from the midlands!!!
Grant congrats with the coming out proud of you mate
OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 24-10-2012
What the f*ck is ruby?
OMG!!! - kentiiboii - 24-10-2012
(24-10-2012, 07:10 AM)THE_Liam Wrote: What the f*ck is ruby?
Arghhh damn iPhone!
OMG!!! - ash240970 - 24-10-2012
Liam I think he means Rugby and living in Nottingham he's not exactly a million miles from the birthplace of the sport - closer in fact than you.
RE: OMG!!! - Niall - 24-10-2012
(24-10-2012, 07:29 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Liam I think he means Rugby and living in Nottingham he's not exactly a million miles from the birthplace of the sport - closer in fact than you.
Captain obvious is on deck today!!
Kent, may be so but at least isn't football where a over payed bunch a poofs run around all day shouting racist abuse at each other and f*cking each others wifes
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 24-10-2012
(24-10-2012, 07:29 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Liam I think he means Rugby and living in Nottingham he's not exactly a million miles from the birthplace of the sport - closer in fact than you.
I don't even know why RL is still called rugby, the 2 sports are so different, probably because noone wants to play a sport called Huddersfield
And I hail from RL country mate, in fact I live a 10 minute walk from the home of the champions
(24-10-2012, 07:32 AM)Niall Wrote: Captain obvious is on deck today!!
Kent, may be so but at least isn't football where a over payed bunch a poofs run around all day shouting racist abuse at each other and f*cking each others wifes
Now that's something that league or union fans will always agree on - football is w*nk!
RE: OMG!!! - Matt - 24-10-2012
f*cking NORTHENERS!!!
Shortening words because your too lazy too pronounce them, adding "t" in the middle of a sentence, and you bloody Scottish for bringing gingers here! (fact all gingers originate from Scotland, should have been eradicated long ago, but no luck)
Plus without us, no Cornish ice cream
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 24-10-2012
(24-10-2012, 09:05 AM)Matt Wrote: f*cking NORTHENERS!!!
Shortening words because your too lazy too pronounce them, adding "t" in the middle of a sentence, and you bloody Scottish for bringing gingers here! (fact all gingers originate from Scotland, should have been eradicated long ago, but no luck)
Plus without us, no Cornish ice cream
I do love Cornwall...
Generally Ireland has a lot of gingers as well, it's a Celtic thing. I'm lucky, I'm half Irish and I dodged that bullet...
My sister didn't though
RE: OMG!!! - Grant - 24-10-2012
Wow. Busy evening last night then ?
RE: OMG!!! - Matt - 24-10-2012
(24-10-2012, 09:12 AM)THE_Liam Wrote:(24-10-2012, 09:05 AM)Matt Wrote: f*cking NORTHENERS!!!
Shortening words because your too lazy too pronounce them, adding "t" in the middle of a sentence, and you bloody Scottish for bringing gingers here! (fact all gingers originate from Scotland, should have been eradicated long ago, but no luck)
Plus without us, no Cornish ice cream
I do love Cornwall...
Generally Ireland has a lot of gingers as well, it's a Celtic thing. I'm lucky, I'm half Irish and I dodged that bullet...
My sister didn't though
Your sister is ginger? You do realise its contagious right?
RE: OMG!!! - THE_Liam - 24-10-2012
(24-10-2012, 09:20 AM)Matt Wrote:(24-10-2012, 09:12 AM)THE_Liam Wrote:(24-10-2012, 09:05 AM)Matt Wrote: f*cking NORTHENERS!!!
Shortening words because your too lazy too pronounce them, adding "t" in the middle of a sentence, and you bloody Scottish for bringing gingers here! (fact all gingers originate from Scotland, should have been eradicated long ago, but no luck)
Plus without us, no Cornish ice cream
I do love Cornwall...
Generally Ireland has a lot of gingers as well, it's a Celtic thing. I'm lucky, I'm half Irish and I dodged that bullet...
My sister didn't though
Your sister is ginger? You do realise its contagious right?
Doesn't matter mate, haven't spoke to her in years
RE: OMG!!! - samass - 24-10-2012
Half Irish? Gutted.