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RE: ROADKILL - THE_Liam - 25-08-2014
Hit a pigeon on the A1, poor fucker exploded in a shower of feathers, hopefully dead before it felt anything though. Then suddenly this woman starts flashing her lights and signalling me to pull over, so I did thinking something was damaged or falling off. Pulled over and got out and she pulled up in front of me, then I noticed the PETA sticker on the back. Spend 5 minutes screaming at me and crying! I just told her to f*ck off back to the hospital before her carers found out she was gone.
RE: ROADKILL - Ruan - 25-08-2014
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
RE: ROADKILL - Pebbles167 - 25-08-2014
(25-08-2014, 01:53 PM)Ruan Wrote: PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
Genuine "spit your coffee at the computer" moment there, Very good!
Not heard it before.
RE: ROADKILL - Toms306 - 25-08-2014
(25-08-2014, 06:49 AM)THE_Liam Wrote: Hit a pigeon on the A1, poor fucker exploded in a shower of feathers, hopefully dead before it felt anything though. Then suddenly this woman starts flashing her lights and signalling me to pull over, so I did thinking something was damaged or falling off. Pulled over and got out and she pulled up in front of me, then I noticed the PETA sticker on the back. Spend 5 minutes screaming at me and crying! I just told her to f*ck off back to the hospital before her carers found out she was gone.
What was she expecting you to do about it? Not sure you could pick up the pieces of pigeon and glue it back together!
RE: ROADKILL - Niall - 25-08-2014
Would of been a perfect opportunity for the "That will T-cut out" line
RE: ROADKILL - THE_Liam - 25-08-2014
(25-08-2014, 02:23 PM)Toms306 Wrote:(25-08-2014, 06:49 AM)THE_Liam Wrote: Hit a pigeon on the A1, poor fucker exploded in a shower of feathers, hopefully dead before it felt anything though. Then suddenly this woman starts flashing her lights and signalling me to pull over, so I did thinking something was damaged or falling off. Pulled over and got out and she pulled up in front of me, then I noticed the PETA sticker on the back. Spend 5 minutes screaming at me and crying! I just told her to f*ck off back to the hospital before her carers found out she was gone.
What was she expecting you to do about it? Not sure you could pick up the pieces of pigeon and glue it back together!
"You cruel bastard, why did you do that?!?!"
"It was obviously an accident love, what's it got to do with you anyway, was it a pet?"
"It was a living creature and you swerved to hit it!!!"
"I swerved to try and miss it you daft bint!"
"I saw what you did, and so did Jesus!"
"f*ck off back to the hospital before the nurses know you're gone you f*cking nosy cow!"
(25-08-2014, 02:25 PM)Niall Wrote: Would of been a perfect opportunity for the "That will T-cut out" line
"Fucks sake love, if you're hungry I've just made pate..."
RE: ROADKILL - Pebbles167 - 25-08-2014
See, now this is why I stay out of the North.
RE: ROADKILL - THE_Liam - 25-08-2014
(25-08-2014, 03:19 PM)Pebbles167 Wrote: See, now this is why I stay out of the North.
This was near Cambridge mate. Don't see many PETA stickers in Yorkshire. Unless it's Ruan's version of PETA...
RE: ROADKILL - Toms306 - 25-08-2014
Oh I see, didn't realise Jesus was so bothered by accidental pigeon death tbh!
RE: ROADKILL - THE_Liam - 25-08-2014
(25-08-2014, 03:53 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I see, didn't realise Jesus was so bothered by accidental pigeon death tbh!
I know right! As a Catholic I can't believe I forgot the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not explode flying rats with thine cart"...
RE: ROADKILL - Pebbles167 - 25-08-2014
(25-08-2014, 03:38 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(25-08-2014, 03:19 PM)Pebbles167 Wrote: See, now this is why I stay out of the North.
This was near Cambridge mate. Don't see many PETA stickers in Yorkshire. Unless it's Ruan's version of PETA...
Class A reply!
RE: ROADKILL - Toms306 - 25-08-2014
(25-08-2014, 03:58 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(25-08-2014, 03:53 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I see, didn't realise Jesus was so bothered by accidental pigeon death tbh!
I know right! As a Catholic I can't believe I forgot the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not explode flying rats with thine cart"...
RE: ROADKILL - eskimogod - 21-09-2014
The joys of living in the country easy to pick up food on the way home lol all pheasants seem to have a death wish!
RE: ROADKILL - Piggy - 21-09-2014
Dont forget its illegal to take anything you have hit!
Plus a smack wont do the meat much good!!
Re: RE: ROADKILL - bashbarnard - 21-09-2014
(21-09-2014, 05:13 PM)Piggy Wrote: Dont forget its illegal to take anything you have hit!Just tenderises it
Plus a smack wont do the meat much good!!
RE: ROADKILL - Adam-m-h - 21-09-2014
I hit a fox on the A515 early one morning in a 106 cost me a new bumper and rad also hit a few rabbits that seem to run across the road then turn and run into the wheels with a thud.
RE: ROADKILL - John1.4 - 21-09-2014
i've hit plenty in my time, couple of rabbits, pigeons and seagulls (BASTARDS) plus the odd 'whatthefuckwasthat'.... NVM
and of course the old standard for this - job for the intern Rofl
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RE: ROADKILL - vento85 - 21-09-2014
Thats done some damage, wonder what that is.
RE: ROADKILL - Piggy - 21-09-2014
Yeah seen that before. Old pic...theres a few of moose stuck in the car in USA/canada etc.
That one be a deer in europe somewhere
RE: ROADKILL - vento85 - 21-09-2014
I have seen cars that have hit mooses, makes a right mess of the car, and guessing it can be fatal for the occupants for the vehicle also... :/
RE: ROADKILL - eskimogod - 22-09-2014
(21-09-2014, 05:13 PM)Piggy Wrote: Dont forget its illegal to take anything you have hit!
Plus a smack wont do the meat much good!!
there's never much left of them.. or my number plate
altho remember my dad hitting a deer a few years back and that was the other way round proper mangled the front of the car!
RE: ROADKILL - Paul_13 - 28-11-2014
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I just pulled this out from here
I think it was a rabbit