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RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - silverzx - 14-01-2014
"Cheaaaaaaaaap Carrrrrr" - motor trade.
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Eeyore - 14-01-2014
Jesus... so much bs is chatted...
'We need to define what level of granularity to work with'
'ping this' ' ping that'
and almost anything that comes from the Indian team...
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Dum-Dum - 14-01-2014
(14-01-2014, 09:21 AM)Ruan Wrote: "We're not covered by our insurers to do that"
^^^^This one really fucks me off along with, "You cant do that, health and safety"
But probably for the complete opposite reason.
Were insured to do some phenomenaly dangerous stuff but I cant change a light bulb or lift something less than half my body weight on my own?
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Stephen - 14-01-2014
Standard Rowell
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - WiNgNuTz - 14-01-2014
(14-01-2014, 09:55 PM)Stephen Wrote: Standard Rowell
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Eeyore - 14-01-2014
(14-01-2014, 09:55 PM)Stephen Wrote: Standard Rowell
Seriously... i have to rewrite all of their indglish into something that can be read by human beings.
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Ruan - 14-01-2014
(14-01-2014, 09:55 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:(14-01-2014, 09:21 AM)Ruan Wrote: "We're not covered by our insurers to do that"
^^^^This one really fucks me off along with, "You cant do that, health and safety"
But probably for the complete opposite reason.
Were insured to do some phenomenaly dangerous stuff but I cant change a light bulb or lift something less than half my body weight on my own?
All piss poor excuses as to why you don't want the job to get done.
"You've not had the correct training" - f*ck off - I probably have significantly more knowledge than you - only difference being you just sat in a classroom and had someone talk bullshit at you for 2 days and got a certificate out of it.
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Lolben91 - 14-01-2014
(Usher at a cinema)
"Thanking you"
Being called Boss
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Dum-Dum - 14-01-2014
(14-01-2014, 10:51 PM)Ruan Wrote: "You've not had the correct training" - f*ck off - I probably have significantly more knowledge than you - only difference being you just sat in a classroom and had someone talk bullshit at you for 2 days and got a certificate out of it.
Yep, annoys the f*ck out of me sitting in training and pointing out that the person delivering the training is wrong. Its a team pastime really bullying trainers. The boss likes it I think as it proves we weren't entirely asleep.
Even worse is the online training, click next a hundred times, guess the answers to the quizes (if not hit the back button and input the correct answers on any you guessed wrong) and get a certificate at the end of it that qualify's you to do something new and exciting
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - bigcheez2k3 - 14-01-2014
(14-01-2014, 11:45 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:(14-01-2014, 10:51 PM)Ruan Wrote: "You've not had the correct training" - f*ck off - I probably have significantly more knowledge than you - only difference being you just sat in a classroom and had someone talk bullshit at you for 2 days and got a certificate out of it.
Yep, annoys the f*ck out of me sitting in training and pointing out that the person delivering the training is wrong. Its a team pastime really bullying trainers. The boss likes it I think as it proves we weren't entirely asleep.
Even worse is the online training, click next a hundred times, guess the answers to the quizes (if not hit the back button and input the correct answers on any you guessed wrong) and get a certificate at the end of it that qualify's you to do something new and exciting
Exactly how I used to do the training at Pizza Hut. Yes, there was training at Pizza Hut...I thought I got all my training when I got my driving licence
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - THE_Liam - 15-01-2014
You see in my job I sometimes run training sessions, and I try to make them relevant, but if it's some boring useless shit I usually try to palm it off on someone else.
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Wor Jimmy - 16-01-2014
(13-01-2014, 09:59 PM)Dicky Wrote: 'I just come out of prison for murdering my step nans uncles sisters interbred cousin'
Sh*t when did i meet you then?
I work for my dads engineering company..
"Son, Was this you?"
"Son, Why did you do that?"
"Son, SON!... JAMES!! *I Take my head phones out* Was this you?"
See the pattern here?
RE: Phrases that annoy you at work. - Piggy - 16-01-2014
I personally get annoyed with:
"You're fired"
Followed by my second most irritating:
"Didn't I tell you yesterday that you were fired?!"