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RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Pompey306mark - 28-02-2013
It's all political man.
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Pipps - 02-03-2013
I do not consider a five door 306 to be a proper 306.
It was a peverse mutation designed for housewives and fat families.
If you have a five door, then f*ck off and take your family with you.
I spit every time I see a five door 306 on the road.
I'm sorry for being a c*nt - but it's my view.
There, I said it.
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Mattcheese31 - 02-03-2013
(02-03-2013, 11:00 PM)Pipps Wrote: I do not consider a five door 306 to be a proper 306.
It was a peverse mutation designed for housewives and fat families.
If you have a five door, then f*ck off and take your family with you.
I spit every time I see a five door 306 on the road.
I'm sorry for being a c*nt - but it's my view.
There, I said it.
don't be sorry that you're a c*nt . . . . be happy that you're one, a big, hairy, sloppy, stinky kipper of a c*nt at that . . . .
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Jonny81191 - 03-03-2013
(02-03-2013, 11:00 PM)Pipps Wrote: I do not consider a five door 306 to be a proper 306.
It was a peverse mutation designed for housewives and fat families.
If you have a five door, then f*ck off and take your family with you.
I spit every time I see a five door 306 on the road.
I'm sorry for being a c*nt - but it's my view.
There, I said it.
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RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Eeyore - 03-03-2013
(02-03-2013, 11:00 PM)Pipps Wrote: I do not consider a five door 306 to be a proper 306.
It was a peverse mutation designed for housewives and fat families.
If you have a five door, then f*ck off and take your family with you.
I spit every time I see a five door 306 on the road.
I'm sorry for being a c*nt - but it's my view.
There, I said it.
brilliant view mate. Seeing as mine is in the voting atm. Ive had 5 door 306s. one was off my now dead grandparent so thanks for insulting them too!
Maybe your car isnt to everyones taste either?
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For example i hate the colour black! Therefore your car must be shit. Doesnt feel great does it?
If you have a serious crash with people in the back and they die in a fireball because your dead fat arse is stopping them from escaping and they cant get out because there were no doors then youll feel very silly! Thats one reason for having 5 doors and there is another reason too... choice!
So how about you dont come on here. Tell half the forum AND THEIR FAMILIES to f*ck off! With only 121 posts its pretty rich.
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - rd070707 - 03-03-2013
Lol at pipps with his average black 3 door on challengers...original dude
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Eeyore - 03-03-2013
I would go as far to say that Rhys is hanging by a thread D:
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RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Scott - 03-03-2013
(02-03-2013, 11:00 PM)Pipps Wrote: I do not consider a five door 306 to be a proper 306.You said it, but it didn't serve any purpose other than to make yourself look like a twat, so go you!
It was a peverse mutation designed for housewives and fat families.
If you have a five door, then f*ck off and take your family with you.
I spit every time I see a five door 306 on the road.
I'm sorry for being a c*nt - but it's my view.
There, I said it.
You should be careful what you put on your photobucket account (such as your address
)
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Eeyore - 03-03-2013
Yeh real name, address, mobile number, email address, car registration, pictures or yourself, when you got a £50 fine, who you work for.
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Pompey306mark - 03-03-2013
I have met this guy in person, he seemed like a good bloke.
I am sure he is only kidding.
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Jonny81191 - 03-03-2013
So tell me your views on estates? I'd love to hear what you think of them. Are they even worse than 5 doors? Do yourself a favour and think before you go slating people's cars and trying to insult their families. And if it was meant as a joke, then get yourself a sense of humour, cos it wasn't funny.
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - cwspellowe - 03-03-2013
Know what it looks like to me?
Classic example of a try hard, an attention whore, someone not used to being a lady garden.
Let him have his five minutes of fun, when he realises everyone just thinks he's a bit of a dick he'll pipe down again
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Pipps - 03-03-2013
Forgive me for being controversial - it was poor taste. I apologise.
Thanks for the Photobucket stalking though - and the wake-up call about online privacy. I'll clean that up. Appreciated.
I didn't mean that 'family' comment in the way it may have been received - I simply meant that you must have a compelling reason to own a five-door car, such as ferrying three kids in the back. (Why else would you own one?!)
My comments were dumb, but if anyone would like any help sorting their car out by smoothing over the back doors then I'd be happy to help.
Pompeymark should win - because his car is totally original, and he's a sound bloke. His is also the least 'five door' five door car here.
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - rd070707 - 03-03-2013
I bought a 5 door cos it cost 500 quid and I think euro styling suits the 5 door hatches better. Hate it when people think they are above others because they think what they have is better. Tbf mate if I had an amazing 3 door and you had a shifty 5 door, I wouldn't diss you for that, cos I'm not arrogant enough.
cars are about opinion, to each their own
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Eeyore - 03-03-2013
Your image has slightly improved
My 1.4 5 door was free
My 1.8 5 door was £900 but well modified
And my estate was £300.
So on average thats £400 per car...
COTM - Best 5 door - kentiiboii - 03-03-2013
All my cars have been 5 doors and I'm a young lad!
Only ever had one 3dr which was my dturbo. And you know what... I hated it! Having to get out the car to let people in the back. Having to climb in the back to strap my niece in.
3dr are just not practical.
5dr ftmfw!
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - declantg - 03-03-2013
As this is now a debate.
I loved my 5 door, maybe because of the doors, more likely because of the amount of puss that was slain on the back seats.
My 3 door is much harder to do the same, having to fold the seats forward and still get an awkward angle for thrusting.
Although, the 3 door seats are good for quick reclining
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - ozonehostile - 03-03-2013
(03-03-2013, 12:03 PM)declantg Wrote: As this is now a debate.
I loved my 5 door, maybe because of the doors, more likely because of the amount of puss that was slain on the back seats.
My 3 door is much harder to do the same, having to fold the seats forward and still get an awkward angle for thrusting.
Although, the 3 door seats are good for quick reclining
the back seat in the sedan are famous then haha
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - declantg - 03-03-2013
(03-03-2013, 12:09 PM)ozonehostile Wrote:(03-03-2013, 12:03 PM)declantg Wrote: As this is now a debate.
I loved my 5 door, maybe because of the doors, more likely because of the amount of puss that was slain on the back seats.
My 3 door is much harder to do the same, having to fold the seats forward and still get an awkward angle for thrusting.
Although, the 3 door seats are good for quick reclining
the back seat in the sedan are famous then haha
Mate, you doing know the half of it! Some bird even took it up the arse on those seats!
I would definitely clean them haha
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - ozonehostile - 03-03-2013
i have cleaned them about 4 times since owning the car, you just keep making it worse everytime its mentioned haha. i think i may have to donate the rear bench out of the hatch then put the rear bench from the sedan in the haz chem bin at work lol
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - declantg - 03-03-2013
Hahahaha funny shit :L
Miss those seats!
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - Eeyore - 03-03-2013
(03-03-2013, 12:10 PM)declantg Wrote:(03-03-2013, 12:09 PM)ozonehostile Wrote:(03-03-2013, 12:03 PM)declantg Wrote: As this is now a debate.
I loved my 5 door, maybe because of the doors, more likely because of the amount of puss that was slain on the back seats.
My 3 door is much harder to do the same, having to fold the seats forward and still get an awkward angle for thrusting.
Although, the 3 door seats are good for quick reclining
the back seat in the sedan are famous then haha
Mate, you doing know the half of it! Some bird even took it up the arse on those seats!
I would definitely clean them haha
casually eating my breakfast whils treading this! This i did not want to know dec! I sat in the passenger seat of your 5 door, i presume it was the better of all the seats but still not safe! D:
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - declantg - 03-03-2013
(03-03-2013, 12:17 PM)SRowell Wrote:(03-03-2013, 12:10 PM)declantg Wrote:(03-03-2013, 12:09 PM)ozonehostile Wrote: the back seat in the sedan are famous then haha
Mate, you doing know the half of it! Some bird even took it up the arse on those seats!
I would definitely clean them haha
casually eating my breakfast whils treading this! This i did not want to know dec! I sat in the passenger seat of your 5 door, i presume it was the better of all the seats but still not safe! D:
My bad! Erm, had it once on the front seats so relatively safe
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - ozonehostile - 03-03-2013
had to go out and take a closer look at the seats, the cloth on the rear bench is noticably thinner than even the drivers seat so i put that down to ass friction, also the passenger front has some black stuff on that i dont really want to touch, then the drivers seat bolster has some wear that i really hope has been caused by getting in and out of the car and not some weird kinky shit :/
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - declantg - 03-03-2013
(03-03-2013, 12:26 PM)ozonehostile Wrote: had to go out and have a good sniff of the seats, the cloth on the rear bench is noticably thinner than even the drivers seat so i put that down to ass friction, also the passenger front has some black stuff on that i dont really want to touch, then the drivers seat bolster has some wear that i really hope has been caused by getting in and out of the car and not some weird kinky shit :/
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RE: COTM - Best 5 door - ozonehostile - 03-03-2013
haha, il put them on ebay or something for those people that buy women's dirty knickers
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - declantg - 03-03-2013
(03-03-2013, 12:31 PM)ozonehostile Wrote: haha, il put them on ebay or something for those people that buy women's dirty knickers
They would love it.
Can write up a decent "spec" list of who took what and where!
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - ozonehostile - 03-03-2013
should I weigh them to see how much heavier they are than "untreated" half leathers?
sounds like theres a good couple of kilograms worth of bodily fluids absorbed into them
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - declantg - 03-03-2013
(03-03-2013, 12:35 PM)ozonehostile Wrote: should I weigh them to see how much heavier they are than "untreated" half leathers?
sounds like theres a good couple of kilograms worth of bodily fluids absorbed into them
I think if anything they are worth more, a lot more mileage than standard seats
RE: COTM - Best 5 door - samass - 03-03-2013
Hahaha Dec you're such a lad
