Man Logic Fails...

[Kimmie]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-19147464

[cully]

probably the cheese caught fire!
everyone knows they need to be washed clean first!

[ginge191]

...what can we learn from this? Leave the laundry to a woman.

you're welcome!

[Scott]

...what can we learn from this? Leave the laundry to a woman.

you're welcome!

To be fair, a friend of mine nearly set fire to her kitchen by blowing up a microwave. Can anyone guess what she was trying to microwave?









A potnoodle...











With no water in it

[ginge191]

speaking of microwaving shit; getting bored at work once, we microwaved sweetcorn! OHMYGAWD it blows up and makes micro-lighening shiz?!

[mark_airey]

On the subject of putting shit in the microwave, little balls of tinfoil are fun, it makes fireworks, just don't do it in your microwave, a whole raw egg has entertaining results too but again, don't do it in your own microwave

[kentiiboii]

On the subject of putting shit in the microwave, little balls of tinfoil are fun, it makes fireworks, just don't do it in your microwave, a whole raw egg has entertaining results too but again, don't do it in your own microwave

Don't tell me these things I'm liable of getting someone else to try when I'm wasted!

[Niall]

I had to go to a call out in Bournemouth once to an alarm activation. Got there to a really apologetic old lady. Just as I was leaving she said could you come and have a look to make sure it's still safe for me to go into my flat. I was shocked. Thought it was a false alarm as fire brigade usually do these checks if there is a fire.
Went into a flat and her microwave had burnt all the wall behind it, all the cupboards and melted slightly. Turned the mains off and opened it to find a metal take away container.
When I told her she couldn't put them in the microwave, she just said "well no one told me that. I've been having a Chinese take away every Friday night for the past 4 years and I always heat up what's left over for lunch every Saturday"
How the f*ck do you not notice the lightning show in your kitchen!! And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

[puglove]

I hear hamsters in a microwave are pretty entertaining

[Daniel306]

A CD is a good one to put in it, the other one i like is one of the balls that goes on the christmas tree

[kentiiboii]

I had to go to a call out in Bournemouth once to an alarm activation. Got there to a really apologetic old lady. Just as I was leaving she said could you come and have a look to make sure it's still safe for me to go into my flat. I was shocked. Thought it was a false alarm as fire brigade usually do these checks if there is a fire.
Went into a flat and her microwave had burnt all the wall behind it, all the cupboards and melted slightly. Turned the mains off and opened it to find a metal take away container.
When I told her she couldn't put them in the microwave, she just said "well no one told me that. I've been having a Chinese take away every Friday night for the past 4 years and I always heat up what's left over for lunch every Saturday"
How the f*ck do you not notice the lightning show in your kitchen!! And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

Selfish b*tch you save her life. Yet she won't blow you! Bet she had propper gummys as well!

[JamesG]

I had to go to a call out in Bournemouth once to an alarm activation. Got there to a really apologetic old lady. Just as I was leaving she said could you come and have a look to make sure it's still safe for me to go into my flat. I was shocked. Thought it was a false alarm as fire brigade usually do these checks if there is a fire.
Went into a flat and her microwave had burnt all the wall behind it, all the cupboards and melted slightly. Turned the mains off and opened it to find a metal take away container.
When I told her she couldn't put them in the microwave, she just said "well no one told me that. I've been having a Chinese take away every Friday night for the past 4 years and I always heat up what's left over for lunch every Saturday"
How the f*ck do you not notice the lightning show in your kitchen!! And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

Selfish b*tch you save her life. Yet she won't blow you! Bet she had propper gummys as well!

lol!

[Connor]

Bar of wet soap

[InkedMuttley]

And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

Wrong, just wrong...Wrong on OH SO MANY levels!!!

The best one is the CD as said!