Man Logic Fails...

[kentiiboii]

I had to go to a call out in Bournemouth once to an alarm activation. Got there to a really apologetic old lady. Just as I was leaving she said could you come and have a look to make sure it's still safe for me to go into my flat. I was shocked. Thought it was a false alarm as fire brigade usually do these checks if there is a fire.
Went into a flat and her microwave had burnt all the wall behind it, all the cupboards and melted slightly. Turned the mains off and opened it to find a metal take away container.
When I told her she couldn't put them in the microwave, she just said "well no one told me that. I've been having a Chinese take away every Friday night for the past 4 years and I always heat up what's left over for lunch every Saturday"
How the f*ck do you not notice the lightning show in your kitchen!! And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

Selfish b*tch you save her life. Yet she won't blow you! Bet she had propper gummys as well!