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O.C quote thread. - Danny Wideboy - 27-07-2015

A place for amusing quotes from OC threads.

Such as :- piggy on Dum-Dums tud5 project.

(25-07-2015, 10:47 PM)Piggy Wrote: Argue all ya want. Its 126kg. It will be slow. Then ragged to death. And die.
And then you'll xud9 it Tongue

Hehe

( no offence dum!)


RE: O.C quote thread. - 1616six - 27-07-2015

I amused myself with Phtevens what car thread..

(16-07-2015, 07:43 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Passat.

This is not tricky in the slightest! A diesel estate with cruise.

Niall will reply saying Saab, Ruan will say Volvo. Someone will say 306 HDI Estate then someone will reply saying it doesn't have cruise, Cully will say he knows of a retrofit

May as well close the thread now.


Wink



RE: O.C quote thread. - Lwilliams - 27-07-2015

Danny Wideboy Wrote: 
Iceman299 Wrote: Wrote:Can you not just use dishwasher tablets with the bottle in situ and just use it up as normal? Or would it damage paintwork?

Doubt it,  never painted my windscreen so I wouldn't really know


RE: O.C quote thread. - Redordead89 - 27-07-2015

(27-07-2015, 09:18 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: I amused myself with Phtevens what car thread..

(16-07-2015, 07:43 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Passat.

This is not tricky in the slightest! A diesel estate with cruise.

Niall will reply saying Saab, Ruan will say Volvo. Someone will say 306 HDI Estate then someone will reply saying it doesn't have cruise, Cully will say he knows of a retrofit

May as well close the thread now.

Hang on a minute, if you can live with a 306 Hdi estate then you better hit google and learn to live with a 307 SW with toys! Loving the working air con and cruise and massive glass roof but it's ug as fk!


Wink



RE: O.C quote thread. - Piggy - 27-07-2015

(27-07-2015, 09:36 PM)Lwilliams Wrote: Danny Wideboy Wrote: 
Iceman299 Wrote: Wrote:Can you not just use dishwasher tablets with the bottle in situ and just use it up as normal? Or would it damage paintwork?

Doubt it,  never painted my windscreen so I wouldn't really know

haha! This! It has fail/lol written all over it!


RE: O.C quote thread. - 1616six - 27-07-2015

What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!


RE: O.C quote thread. - Toms306 - 28-07-2015

I was thinking that... As funny as that is, my screen wash ends up on the roof/A pillars/bonnet... I wouldn't be putting any paint strippers in it lol.


RE: O.C quote thread. - lolsteve - 28-07-2015

My washers tend to clean the car behinds windscreen. So better check they havent painted their windscreen before trying that out


RE: O.C quote thread. - Piggy - 28-07-2015

(27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!

Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?! Undecided


RE: O.C quote thread. - Eeyore - 28-07-2015

(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote:
(27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!

Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?! Undecided

wow.


RE: O.C quote thread. - Lwilliams - 28-07-2015

I think pretty much everyone knows it don't just go on the windscreen lol, just funny to read tbh


RE: O.C quote thread. - Poodle - 28-07-2015

(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote:
(27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!

Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?! Undecided

Yeah, this. Come on man, this is Piggy pointing it out too. Wink


RE: O.C quote thread. - zx_volcane - 28-07-2015

I'm going with this recent gem >

(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote: Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?! Undecided



RE: O.C quote thread. - Ruan - 28-07-2015

Hmm this smells slightly ferrous.


RE: O.C quote thread. - Piggy - 28-07-2015

(28-07-2015, 10:21 AM)Poodle Wrote:
(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote:
(27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!

Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?! Undecided

Yeah, this. Come on man, this is Piggy pointing it out too. Wink



Really does stink of irony my post doesn't it lol


RE: O.C quote thread. - toseland - 30-07-2015

(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote:
(27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!

Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?! Undecided

i am gonna win this thread with


pot... kettle...black... sticker!.


RE: O.C quote thread. - Ruan - 30-07-2015

In reference to a Vectra C:

(30-07-2015, 07:00 PM)C2K Wrote: What do you expect from such a hateful,  hateful,  hateful pos of an excuse for a motorcar?



RE: O.C quote thread. - Danny Wideboy - 31-07-2015

(25-06-2015, 06:16 PM)procta Wrote: Metro 



RE: O.C quote thread. - bigcheez2k3 - 31-07-2015

(31-07-2015, 09:04 PM)Danny Wideboy Wrote:
(25-06-2015, 06:16 PM)procta Wrote: Metro 

lmao


RE: O.C quote thread. - Dum-Dum - 31-07-2015

(31-07-2015, 09:09 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote:
(31-07-2015, 09:04 PM)Danny Wideboy Wrote:
(25-06-2015, 06:16 PM)procta Wrote: Metro 

lmao

/thread


RE: O.C quote thread. - Matt - 01-08-2015

Some may remember,

Quote: expecto pertronum!



RE: O.C quote thread. - Danny Wideboy - 14-08-2015

(22-08-2014, 05:23 PM)shazilla Wrote: double breasted whippet flange 



RE: O.C quote thread. - Danny Wideboy - 26-08-2015

(25-08-2015, 05:56 PM)RetroPug Wrote:
(22-06-2015, 03:16 PM)7057sam Wrote: Yeah lights are abit marmite but great job on the rest Smile

I think some people actually like marmite... lmao

In reference to lexarse back lights.


RE: O.C quote thread. - cully - 26-08-2015

(18-09-2014, 09:17 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I bought it off Mitch on the 2nd of April this year for £500 as a bit of investment as they have started going up in value, I saw one advertised at £4k a little while ago, I've always wanted one and black is the rarest colour.